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Now I will Tell you how to know if your cat is killing you or still plotting it.
'''Is she/he stepping on your body, Mostly at the chest?'''
If so your cat is trying to look at your weak parts and your vital parts
'''Is she/he always hiding at a dark corner? '''If so your cat has joined the Dark Side and is Spying on you, you should not show you are weak▼
'''Is she/he always hiding at a dark corner?'''
'''Does she/he always have a staring contest with you?''' Dont blink. If you blink it is a sign that you show you are weak, If you are indeed weak and scared then blink you shall ▼
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'''Bringing you a gift, Ex: dead rats, bugs, etc. '''It isn't a gift, It's a warning that she/he will kill you today/tomorrow▼
'''Does she/he always have a staring contest with you?'''
'''Does she/he throw up glass? '''Throught this painful process, cats prepare their mind and bodies for Combat▼
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'''Does she/he sleep on your electronics?''' He/she is not sleeping, they are simply disrupting your connection to the outside world ▼
'''Bringing you a gift, Ex: dead rats, bugs, etc. '''
'''Does she Paw your face when you sleep? '''Cats arent good at smothering people. But that won't stop them ▼
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'''Do they run at the speed of light when you go in a room they are in? '''It means It is a failed ambush▼
'''Does she/he throw up glass? '''
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'''Does she/he sleep on your electronics?'''
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'''Does she Paw your face when you sleep? '''
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▲'''Do they run at the speed of light when you go in a room they are in?
It means It is a failed ambush
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