How To know if your cat is Plotting to kill you: Difference between revisions

'''Is she/he always hiding at a dark corner? '''If so your cat has joined the Dark Side and is Spying on you, you should not show you are weak▼

'''Does she/he always have a staring contest with you?''' Dont blink. If you blink it is a sign that you show you are weak, If you are indeed weak and scared then blink you shall ▼

'''Bringing you a gift, Ex: dead rats, bugs, etc. '''It isn't a gift, It's a warning that she/he will kill you today/tomorrow▼

'''Does she/he throw up glass? '''Throught this painful process, cats prepare their mind and bodies for Combat▼

'''Does she/he sleep on your electronics?''' He/she is not sleeping, they are simply disrupting your connection to the outside world ▼

'''Does she Paw your face when you sleep? '''Cats arent good at smothering people. But that won't stop them ▼

'''Do they run at the speed of light when you go in a room they are in? '''It means It is a failed ambush▼

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