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Line 1: {{NSFW}} Hi guys, in todays tutorial, I’m going to show you how to be homosexual. Please rate this 4/5 star if this worked!▼ ▲Hi guys, in todays tutorial, ~~I’m~~I'm going to show you how to be homosexual. Please rate this 4/5 star if this worked! Remember, make sure to follow EVERY single step! __NOTOC__ == Items or Materials == To be Gay, you must have the following: - Buff dude photo - Frozen Sausage - Masturbation - Male doll - Rainbow image (In case of non-sexuality) - Your friend - Discord - Computer - Tape (Use duct tape in just in case) == First steps (The Basics) == Line 9 ⟶ 31: Step 3: Open discord Step 4: Go to ur friends server and tell him to come over to your house Step 5: Wait. Line 26 ⟶ 48: Step 11: Swear at the photo Step 12: Get ana ~~orange~~frozen sausage Step 13: ~~Eat~~Place it where your dick is (Pro tip: ~~Eat~~Suck ~~the whole thing~~it) Step 14: ~~You~~HOLY ~~are~~MOTHER ~~now~~OF ~~ready~~FUCK YOU ATE YOUR OWN DICK WTFFF Step 15: Call 911 == Hard Steps + Final Steps (Hard) ==▼ Step 15: Go to your room▼ Step 16: ~~Think~~The ofpain, ~~rainbows~~it's ~~(E.G. on page)~~unbearable Step 17: OH SHIT IT'S PISSING OUT BLOOD Step 18: The police are finally here Step 19: Fuck them Step 20: Repair your dick by throwing it up and taping it back Step 21: You are now ready ▲== Hard Steps + Final Steps (Hard) == [[File:Idk.jpg.jpg\|thumb\|Example of a rainbow.]] ~~Step 17: Meet your friend~~ Step 1822: OhGo ~~shit~~to ~~he’s~~your ~~gone~~room Step 23: Think of rainbows (E.G. on page) ▲Step 1524: ~~Go to~~Meet your ~~room~~friend Step 25: Oh shit he's gone Step 26: Notice he died from jumping out the window Step 1927: Literally grab a doll Step 2028: Whip out ur dick Step 2129: Go nuts with it Step 2230: Kill urself for committing sins like this == Result! == Hooray! You are now officially done being homosexual! You are officially a gay person! Enjoy being gay, if this helped rate 4/5 star!!! [[Category:Trollpasta]] [[Category:Rituwel]] [[Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT]] [[Category:Well, that was pointless.]] [[Category:Pointless Violence]] [[Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies]] [[Category:Shortpasta]] {{Comments}}