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Hi guys, in todays tutorial, I’m going to show you how to be homosexual. Please rate this 4/5 star if this worked! ▼
▲Hi guys, in todays tutorial,
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== Items or Materials ==
To be Gay, you must have the following:
- Buff dude photo
- Frozen Sausage
- Masturbation
- Male doll
- Rainbow image (In case of non-sexuality)
- Your friend
- Discord
- Computer
- Tape (Use duct tape in just in case)
== First steps (The Basics) ==
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Step 3: Open discord
Step 4: Go to ur friends server and tell him to come over to your house
Step 5: Wait.
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Step 15: Call 911
Step 16: The pain,
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Step 19: Fuck them
Step 19: Repair it by throwing it up and taping it back▼
Step 20: You are now ready▼
== Hard Steps + Final Steps (Hard) ==▼
Step 21: Go to your room▼
▲== Hard Steps + Final Steps (Hard) ==
Step 22: Think of rainbows (E.G. on page) ▼
[[File:Idk.jpg.jpg|thumb|Example of a rainbow.]]
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Step 25: Literally grab a doll▼
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== Result! ==▼
Hooray! You are now officially done being homosexual! You are officially a gay person! Enjoy being gay, if this helped rate 4/5 star!!!▼
Step 28: Whip out ur dick
Step 30: Kill urself for committing sins like this
▲== Result! ==
▲Hooray!
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