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Step 1. Go to your nearest grocery store.
 
[[File:PATRIXXX ORIGINAL.jpg|right|250px]]
Step 2. Buy exactly 13 packs of Paukymaun cards. These are EVIL PATRIXXX's favorite trading cards other than mermaid maid man and barnacle boy.▼
 
'''Step 31.''' Go to ayour secluded,nearest darkgrocery areastore.
 
▲'''Step 2.''' Buy exactly 13 packs of Paukymaun cards. These are EVIL PATRIXXX's favorite trading cards other than mermaid maid man and barnacle boy.
Step 4. Burn all the cards▼
 
'''Step 3.''' Go to a secluded, dark area.
Step 5. You should pass out and wake up in Squidward's house
 
▲'''Step 4.''' Burn all the cards
Step 6. Sneak out of his house as quickly as possible.▼
 
'''Step 75.''' RunYou asshould fastpass asout possibleand awaywake fromup thein threeSquidward's houses.house
 
▲'''Step 6.''' Sneak out of his house as quickly as possible.
Step 8. Go to the Krusty Krab. Be sure to hide your face from the passers by.
 
'''Step 7.''' Run as fast as possible away from the three houses.
Step 9. Order a "PATRIXXX DELUX."▼
 
'''Step 108.''' SitGo patientlyto andthe waitKrusty for your mealKrab. (Be sure to hide your face) from the passers by.
 
▲'''Step 9.''' Order a "PATRIXXX DELUX."
Step 11. You should get a krabby patty. Eat it while chanting "OOKA SAAKA FAKKA LAKKA POOP I LIKE TO EAT LIKE CHAKA"
 
'''Step 10.''' Sit patiently and wait for your meal. (Be sure to hide your face)
Step 12. Laugh that you said the word poop▼
 
'''Step 1311.''' You should wakeget upa inkrabby EVILpatty. PATRIXXX'sEat house.it (Itwhile shouldchanting look"OOKA likeSAAKA whatFAKKA Patrick'sLAKKA POOP I LIKE TO houseEAT looksLIKE like)CHAKA"
 
▲'''Step 12.''' Laugh that you said the word poop
Step 14. Open PATRIXXX's computer. The password is "Killall1369666"▼
 
'''Step 13.''' You should wake up in EVIL PATRIXXX's house. (It should look like what Patrick's house looks like)
Step 15. Run the file: "Scatporn.avi"
 
▲'''Step 14.''' Open PATRIXXX's computer. The password is "Killall1369666"
Step 16. The video should say your name and time of death. (SP00KY)▼
 
'''Step 1715.''' SmashRun the computerfile: with a hammer"Scatporn.avi"
 
▲'''Step 16.''' The video should say your name and time of death. (SP00KY)
Step 18. If you dont have a hammer you're fucked▼
 
'''Step 17.''' Smash the computer with a hammer
Step 19. Don't look behind you! MUAHAHHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\▼
 
▲'''Step 18.''' If you dont have a hammer you're fucked
Step 20. Sing "Wrecking ball" by Miley Cyrus while twerking.▼
 
▲'''Step 19.''' Don't look behind you! MUAHAHHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\
Step 21. You should see EVIL PATRIXXX jacking off to your performance. ▼
 
▲'''Step 20.''' Sing "Wrecking ball" by Miley Cyrus while twerking.
Step 22. A skeleton with hyper-realistic eyes will pop out.▼
 
▲'''Step 21.''' You should see EVIL PATRIXXX jacking off to your performance.
Step 23. You are now DED.▼
 
▲'''Step 22.''' A skeleton with hyper-realistic eyes will pop out.
 
▲'''Step 23.''' You are now DED.
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