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Has anyone heard about the Ghibli film: Howl's Fermented Tumor? Well, if you haven't heard about it yet, it's basically the story about a cunt named Sophie, who, after being turned into an old bitch by a witch, finds a rolling manure owned by a dickhead named Howl, and soon, they get caught into WWII. I like this movie so much, but then something horrible happened that made me swore off this film for my entire life! Wanna know what happened?
It all began when i visited the Slaughterhouse Ghibli in ruins of Tokyo, Japan. I went in there, and there was some shitty works of art. There were concept art for movies like: My Neighbour
== The Abomination ==
The walker's spawn was a scene taken from the movie. The scene was when Howl gets angry at Sophie because, apparently she had mixed up his shampoop, causing his hair dye'd orange. Instead of the normal scene, it turned out that it was actually more disturbing than i ever imagined! The TV opened up with a fade in.
The scene opened normally with howl running out of the bathroom, steam coming out and his hair was orange. He then ran downstairs and starts yelling at sophie. The strange part was that, howl started yelling in a very angry tone, like his
He started throwing things at soephie, but seophie managed to dodge all of the things howl has thrown at her. '''"I WILL MAKE UR PEPE TINY!!!!!!!!!"''' Howl screamed. Howl than roared, causing all the windows and everything in the castle to break, and shatter. The weird part was that, it was the same Tyrannosaurus Rex roar used in the Jurassic Park movies. Sophie, Markl and Pacifier were all scared. Howl had became an angry and deranged psycho, all because of his hair being dyed orange. Then, howl charged at sophie and markl, who are backing away. The camera cuts to the outside of the castle, where screams of pain and the sound of flesh being ripped and torn apart were heard. Outside, turnip the creep was looking at the castle as it moves.
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== Aftermath ==
After the TV scareen cut to black, the walker asked me if i liked it or not. Without saying a word, i stood up stab it's head and went out of the museum. I was left horrified and speechless, as i walked into my camp. I don't know what to say after that. Why would that thing make a disturbing version of what seems to be a normal scene where howl throws an angry fit over his hair being orange, and change it to show howl literally kialing sophie and markl off-scween. I decided to go to bed after that.
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