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Line 1: __NOTOC__ == {{note\|This is an excerpt from a diary written by a former spagheti factory worker. ==}} I finally got a job, woohoo! Some place called the spagheti factory was hiring, and I need some money, it was like, $300 a week! Just for looking over some stupid restaurant? Yes please! My shift starts next monday, I sadly got the graveyard shift, working 1:00 AM through 9:00 AM. Oh well, money is money. Line 23 ⟶ 25: I have no idea what is happening, the spagheti mountain just flopped over, and is beginning to take shape. The spagheti sauce is now hyper-realistic blood, and it has developed hyper-realistic eyes. It is walking upstairs, it knows where I am. I guess this is the last time I write in this diary, or do anything. I should have just quit yesterday, shit, it's getting closer. If anyone finds this, tell my family I ~~=== ''~~{{email\|These are the final moments of Roberto Luckington, who's funeral was held on June 23rd, 2013. The police are still trying to find the entity described in this diary.~~'' ===~~}} [[Category:Trollpasta]]▼ [[Category:Jornel]] [[Category:~~Random~~EVIL ~~Capitalization~~FOOD]]▼ [[Category:Hyper-realistic]] [[Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.]] [[Category:~~EVIL~~English ~~FOOD~~Class Failure]] {{Comments}} ~~[[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]]~~ ▲[[Category:Random Capitalization]] ▲[[Category:Trollpasta]]