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I waited 24 years, 52 days, 9 hours, 22 minutes, and 47.183 seconds until I immediately placed the DVD in my computer, saying to myself that I am observing the DVD and not playing it, finding a loophole in the DVD's permanent marker sorcery. I accepted the Terms and Agreements, and then the DVD installed a game called A Pasta that is the Creepy. I turned it on, and then I started to record my desktop with an iPhone/Android/Nokia/Motorola/Blackberry/Windows/[Insert Phone Name HERE]. I proceeded to observe the game. What appeared first was the word blood on my screen. It smelled of blood, Hyper-realistic blood. I pressed play and it took me to a picture of a littleyoung girlwoman with a hearty smile on her face, not creepy at all. The teacher called her in, and she went. When she was inside, it started raining, and a little boyman came inside. He was about 700 feet tall, and he wanted to love the little girlwoman, so he fucked her.

I was sad, but it at least showed a picture of her. She was naked and had green pants, with a flower shirt on. The shark on her shirt came to life and started chomping her. She lost an arm and started to ooze blood, hyper-realistic blood, from her socket. The 700 foot little boyman fucked her and they lived happily ever after, and then the shark finally finished her off, and she was covered with hyper-realistic blood. The blood in this image was so hyper-realistic, you could see the redness in it, varying with the 50 shades of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple in the background of the image.

I was able to move now, but I tripped on a wire, fell to the ground, and then awoke the little girlwoman, then she plucked a feather off of her hair and died (from a car accident). She fell to the ground, mumbled something softly, and then died a horrible death in which she exploded because of the hyper-realistic blood, hyper-realistic blood.

Anyways, I went home and blogged all over my blog about the letter J, saying that it relates to the letter Z in the way that they are both letters and usually written black. While I was blogging, however, the game on the computer turned on and I was forced to play it. I pressed play, expecting to see the little girlwoman, instead, I was greeted with a big red button. Instictively, I pressed it. I heard an explosion a few houses away. "HOLY SHIT!" I said. "MISTERBOY IS DEAD!" So then I partied. A few minutes later, everyone left and I was forced to play the game again. I began to get scared, because it was streaming my house on an FBI video (I know it's FBI because it has red, white, and blue letters spelling FBI, hyper-realistic letters).

I got off the Oculus Rift and saw a dead body right in front of me. It was a boyman. He was about 34 years, 8 months, 14 days, 7 hours, 9 minutes, and 28.25468 seconds old when I first saw him. He was liked around the house, and his favorite color was brown, his favorite food was a pupu platter. He was covered in hyper-realistic blood. Super hyper-realistic blood, so hyper-realistic, I could see every red blood cell inside of it, almost like it wanted to be as hyper-realistic as possible. He then came to life and asked where his dead mother was.