Hyper Realistic DLC: Difference between revisions

I was playing New Super Mario Bros Wii on the Nintendo Wii because I felt very nostalgic for such a classic game. I found the game at a garage sale in a free bin, an old lady said I could have it for free because her son who played it tried to shove a wii mote up his ass and died when playing it and his ghost was in it.

Odd, though I decided that was a glitch and bought the game anyways, as I drove away though the house wasn't there and was burned down. I thought my eyes we're playing tricks on me so I decided to ignore it.

 

 

I was sad because I didnt want to buy the DLC because I was saving the Wii Points for another game, but it auto bought and downloaded it. "Wow" I thought, freaking dicks, I was going to buy something with those wii points.

So anyways, the download finished and the Wii turned off, then it turned back on and the nintendo logo started, but it was covered in blood. It mustve been a glitch from the wii crashing I decided, but when the title screen popped up I was scared.

 

I turned off the wii and threw it out the window and then set it on fire and it exploded, and when I checked the ruins the CD was intact and hyper-er realistic than ever. I looked behind me and there was a luigi plushie who was hyper realistic and he had a knife and he stabbed me and I ded.

 

 

THEN WHO WAS BONE

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