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Depressingly sighing, again, I opened up "chickenoregg.com" and sighed into the chat as ErectShadow3, ready to ass blast some dumb fucks with my deoxyribonucleic particle launcher (That's "knowledge" for those who lack a deoxyribonucleic particle launcher)
'''<sub>porgamonfan10</sub>'''<sub>:did you guys ever see the dumb video LittleScree uploaded?</sub>
'''<sub>mrslorgie</sub>'''<sub>:oh my GOD PLEASE no</sub>
'''<sub>Nordgull</sub>'''<sub>:god fucking damnit</sub>
'''<sub>porgamonfan10</sub>'''<sub>:what lmfao do you guys hate scree that much?</sub>
'''<sub>mrslorgie</sub>'''<sub>:FUCKING LEAVE</sub>
'''<sub>mrslorgie</sub>'''<sub>:i wish this chat had mods im so fuckin sick fo this</sub>
'''<sub>garBoogy</sub>'''<sub>:slorgie</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:Who's ready to get their anus salmons today?!</sub>
'''<sub>porgamonfan10</sub>'''<sub>:LMFAO</sub>
'''<sub>mrslorgie</sub>'''<sub>:please leave</sub>
'''<sub>mrslorgie</sub>'''<sub>:all you ever do is say stupid shit</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?</sub>
'''<sub>mrslorgie</sub>'''<sub>:and just perpetually</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?</sub>
'''<sub>mrslorgie</sub>'''<sub>:constantly, do nothing but shit talk everybody else</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?</sub>
'''<sub>mrslorgie</sub>'''<sub>:fucking stop</sub>
'''<sub>porgamonfan10</sub>'''<sub>:LOL</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?</sub>
'''<sub>mrslorgie</sub>'''<sub>:dont fucking encourage him</sub>
'''<sub>garBoogy</sub>'''<sub>:slorgie you can't win against him don't bother, just let him talk and forget about it brother</sub>
'''<sub>Nordgull</sub>'''<sub>:you can't blame him</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:That is in fact right, (not left) you cannot win objecting me. My arguments are always erect.</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:Uhh porgamon I don't seem to rendesvous asking for your opposite of output</sub>
'''<sub>Nordgull</sub>'''<sub>:you just asked everybody</sub>
'''<sub>garBoogy has left the chat</sub>'''
'''<sub>mrslorgie</sub>'''<sub>:i can't fucking deal with this i don't get how you guys do this</sub>
'''<sub>mrslorgie has left the chat</sub>'''
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:I said "guys". If you responded that would imply that you are human which I know none of you are</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?</sub>
'''<sub>Nordgull</sub>'''<sub>:no</sub>
'''<sub>Nordgull has left the chat</sub>'''
'''<sub>porgamonfan10</sub>'''<sub>:IM FUCKING DEAD DUDE OMG LMFAO</sub>
'''<sub>Florgus has joined the chat</sub>'''
'''<sub>porgamonfan10</sub>'''<sub>:so what have you found out dr erect?</sub>
'''<sub>Florgus has left the chat</sub>'''
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:What I found out was, porgamon is a dumb fuck and needs to stop trying to compete with my deoxyribonucleic particle launcher because his argument is garbage. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.</sub>
'''<sub>porgamonfan10</sub>'''<sub>:im crying</sub>
'''<sub>porgamonfan10</sub>'''<sub>:what the fuck is a deoxyribonucleic particle launcher</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:bye better call mom dumb fuck stupid fuck fuck stupid</sub>
'''<sub>porgamonfan10</sub>'''<sub>:sry i'll try better next time</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:That's right, you are ungood.</sub>
'''<sub>porgamonfan10</sub>'''<sub>:can i have my anus salmons now</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:I must have desensitized your asshole, because you've already beened salm'd</sub>
'''<sub>porgamonfan10</sub>'''<sub>:SALM'D</sub>
'''<sub>chickenman has joined the chat</sub>'''
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?</sub>
'''<sub>chickenman</sub>'''<sub>:oh fuck have to make a phone call</sub>
'''<sub>chickenman has left the chat</sub>'''
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:So, have you guys ever grabbed an egg from the fridge and tried to hatch it?</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:Hello?</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:Hello?</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:Hello?</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:Hello?</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:Hello?</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:Hello?</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:Hello?</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:Hello?</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:Hello?</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:Hello?</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:Hello?</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:Hello?</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:Hello?</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:Sigh. You guys are bad at this. Sigh.</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:Sigh....</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:Sigh..</sub>
'''<sub>ErectShadow3</sub>'''<sub>:Sigh...</sub>
'''<sub>porgamonfan10 is typing...</sub>'''
Under the impression everybody was too stupid to keep up with my 3 iq I heavily sighed. Sigh. I then wrote the computer out of existance. The next thing I know, my friend Rick strikes and demolishes my front door with a rock, grasping my attention immediately; was the small corgi following behind him. Rick whispers from the other side of the room "ʰᵉʸ ʲᵒʰⁿ ᵒʳ ᵇᵒᵇ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵖˡᵃʸ ᵃ ᶜᵒᵒˡ ⁿᵉʷ ᵛᶦᵈᵉᵒ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ ˡᵒˡ ʰᵃʰᵃ" in an attempt to not wake my parents or me up since I'm asleep inside. My parents came running down stairs wondering what the fucking fuck just happened. "What the fucking fuck just happened?" my mom irrelevantly bleated. Rick shushed my mom and told her that my parents are trying to sleep while reverse pickpocketing a lit smoke grenade into her pajama pocket.
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Exploring the disgusting abhorrent gross dark depressing gloomy dim dismal grease soaked environment, I had to think of a way out. The corgi following behind me seemed to desperately want my attention, as he had been rapidly flapping his tongue around. I asked him "God damn, do I need to buy you some lip balm?" out of habit yet again. The corgi explained to me "I've been here before." I did yet another 540 backflip in sheer reflexive shock learning this new revelation, only this time it was onto a piece of McDonalds Sausage-Egg McMuffin. "Explain." I said, my brain not able to keep up with my 3 iq.
"As you may have noticed, the anomaly known as 'flash storage' has an odd effect on those who acquire it from people who sketch it up mad hard" The corgi rolled over onto his back and started doing that dumb back scratching thing that dogs do sometimes. "Not many have survived this anomaly, I am one of the only few to have done so. All instances of this anomaly are often reported of online, [[SUPERDEATH MARIOHELL FUCKBROTHERS 666|I have done so myself, and have used my death as a coverup]] to dissuade the dimension destroying abhorrent gloomy superior abyssal demons away from taking me." The corgi then began to lick his snout 400 times, and proceeded to explain the situation. "I haven't introduced myself. My name is Wigy. I am nine years old, and I am a gamer. I am just like you, very upset."
Twisted now, was my perception of reality, since the flash drive said so. "What is the meaning of all this?" I asked, yet again unable to keep up with my 3 iq. "A very short, yet bulky garlic loving man once told me the answer to that question. It is no longer of importance. For now, shut the fuck up and continue listening." The corgi began flipping through a handbook, but realized that he can't actually flip through it because if he wanted to flip through a hand book he would need hands to do so. As an alternative, he strung the book up on a clothesline made out of onion, and then backflipped, phasing straight through the strung up hand book. "According to this hand book, I am a corgi, and as a result I cannot read. Can you assist me?" asked the struggling corgi, trying very hard to be a dog, you know when dogs? Get it? Get it? Get it? Get it? "I don't know." I screamed, annoyed. "This is a lot to take all at once." The corgi let out 46.3 sighs within the span of a minute, and reassured me. "I understand that there are over 30 pages in this book. Knowing such, I also understand that it is indeed a lot of book to take all at one time. But stop being such a fucking bitch for the love of god oh my fuck just pick the fucking book up"
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