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Today, I Hate Everything—a popular(?) YouTuber—has finally decided to upload arguably his most requested video ever: ''I HATE MARS BARS''. Everyone was pretty excited when they saw it in their subscriptions, including me. The thumbnail was rather strange, however—it appeared to be a crude illustration of a tombstone (with
So I click the video, and it
Judging by the
Usually
Sarcastically, IHE says he really finds the Mars bars jokes funny and
To be fair, I still find this more enjoyable than some of
Anyway, right after the
Pretty weird that IHE would reveal his face in a video like this. Two minutes later, the JAR Media footage cuts to an overly loud montage parody–like clip (again, very abruptly). It made me jump. Even for what
Right after the montage parody–like thing (which only lasts about 20 seconds), it cuts to static for 3 seconds. You are not gonna like what happens next.
After the static, IHE is seen in real life again but this time outside (not in public—it looks like
Nobody
Knowing that IHE enjoyed it, Ruben shoved another one into his anus... and another. How the fuck is this even physically possible? IHE vomited shortly after, but what he regurgitated was... uncertain. It looked like a gooey, orange substance; but it made me sick for sure. IHE uttered something that I
Basically, I think he told Ruben that
Ridiculous...
Originally,
▲(However, if you want an ''actual'' answer to all this... reread this story. Carefully. You’ll find a little secret. ['''HINT''': First letter of each... {Oh, and this Comic Sans looks horrible. Change this fucking shit back to normal.}])
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