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Sarcastically, IHE says he really finds the Mars bars jokes funny and "definitely not flogged like a dead horse", and releases a forced, nervous laughter whilst slowly clapping his hands (even using new animations to make his avatar clap). He then immediately snaps, and criticizes his fan‐base for being "utterly cancerous". His avatar's skin suddenly turns significantly redder. He rambles about it for a good five minutes, still with a black background devoid of any editing (except for the animations). However, at a random point during his rant—maybe around 3 minutes in—typical (and slightly psychedelic) '70s porno music begins playing for some reason. It's barely audible, especially with IHE's aggressive rambling.
To be fair, I still find this more enjoyable than some of IHE's other videos, but it
Anyway, right after the 5‐minute ramble of him bashing his own fan‐base (even comparing it to more infamous fan‐bases), something surprising happens. Before IHE could finish his last sentence in his rant, it very abruptly cuts to real‐life footage. IHE's avatar disappears, and the music cuts off. It's video of IHE in real life, talking to Ruben and Jamie from JAR Media, except IHE's actual face is clearly shown. For the sake of being a dick, I won't go into detail on his appearance. They seem to be discussing one of IHE's older videos for some reason (specifically ''I HATE GEORGE LUCAS''), and Ruben claims to have been offended by it. Alex just calls him "butt‐hurt".
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Right after the montage parody–like thing (which only lasts about 20 seconds), it cuts to static for 3 seconds. You are not gonna like what happens next.
After the static, IHE is seen in real life again but this time outside (not in public—it looks like it's just outside his house, probably in the backyard), bending over with his pants and undies pulled down. Ruben is penetrating him with an unopened Mars bar. IHE is moaning, and appears to be enjoying it. I cringed upon seeing this, wondering what the fuck they were on. But the worst part is that Ruben wasn't just sliding the bar in and out of his
Nobody would've wanted to see this shit. Why would IHE upload something like this?
Knowing that IHE enjoyed it, Ruben shoved another one into his
Basically, I think he told Ruben that "some lube would've been nice". The video ended.
Originally, IHE's idea of an April Fools' Day video was pointing out that certain brands of chocolate—including Mars—contain lead and cadmium. This would've been funny, because it would've been an actual, objective reason for disliking Mars bars (which is not what people would've expected), and not just out of personal taste. Talk about wasted potential, huh? Needless to say, the video was soon deleted for violating YouTube's guidelines, so I was one of the few people who saw it. And what's even more
{{note2|However, if you want an ''actual'' answer to all
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