I Hate April Fool's Day: Difference between revisions

I’mI'm fucking shaking and crying right now y’ally'all, and people aren’taren't taking me seriously. This is a DUMB FUCKING HOLIDAY, where people say shit that ISN’TISN'T FUCKING REAL for NO REASON. I’veI've cut off 8 family members already for falling for this shriveled up, half-assed ANNUAL CORPORATE FIG LEAF like the NPC SHEEP THEY ARE. Maybe if they listened to REAL COMEDY like Bill Maher or political satire that validates what I already believe in, they’dthey'd be WORTHY OF INTERACTING WITH. BUT NO, I have to scroll through my timeline, seething, wailing and gnashing my teeth as I’mI'm BOMBARDED BY LOW EFFORT CORNY CAPITALIST PROPOGANDA. THIS IS A SERIOUS DAY. I’mI'm allowed to be this pressed about ha-ha corny joke day because IT’SIT'S SERIOUS FOR ME AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE FOR EVERYONE. My great uncle was tragically flattened while trying to rob a coca-cola vending machine on this date, and PEOPLE ARE STILL MAKING CORNU FUKUNG JOKES. I’veI've had enough