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A few days later I started up single player as usual, and I noticed that there was a festival event that was left unchecked. Initially this didn't make any sense, since I did notice before that I unlocked an achievement for completing ALL of the festival races, including the showdown with Darius Flynt. I went to the event and my worst nightmare was revealed. My rival was Marco Rossi.
 
At first I couldn't believe this was happening, so I created a party chat network with one of my friends from the "I Hate M. Rossi" club and told him about my discovery. He checked his internet to see if anybody had discovered this easter egg before, but found no results. Because of this, he simply came back telling me that I was ‘joking'joking around with him' and that I was ‘conjuring'conjuring up an urban legend, much like the Golden Warthog easter egg from Halo 2'. I even checked the internet myself and discovered that there were no references to an M. Rossi easter egg. At this point I thought to myself that maybe I must have done something to unlock it that nobody else has done before, like a secret combination that I accidentally cracked without even knowing.
 
Despite this, I pressed on to race against my ultimate rival. He was armed with a heavily modified Ferrari FXX, while I took one of the best performance cars in the game, the Koenigsegg CCX-R. The track was the dreaded "Goliath", with the only difference being the time period set to ‘midnight'midnight'. The race started and M. Rossi bolted past me, making a deafening roar that was unlike the original FXX. We began rocketing down the freeway and I found it almost impossible to keep up with his car. It was superior in every possible way. Not only that, but for some reason I couldn't rewind either, which only made the race seem unfairly challenging.
 
But in the very few instances I got ahead of him, there seemed to be something noticeably different about his behaviour. Instead of trying to ram my back wheel, he simply slowed down and tried to avoid all possible contact with my car, only to resume accelerating past me again. It was almost as if he finally became aware of his wrongdoings and started to atone for his actions by racing with precision and care instead of using brute force.
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Her presence was so unfitting to the current situation it wasn't funny. Until every 20 seconds, she said exactly the same thing. It became apparent that her voice was being looped on a voice recorder.
 
I went back to the festival and accessed the Autoshow. All of the cars in the Autoshow were missing, except for one. The car's model name was simply titled ‘An'An Invitation', and the rendering of the car was completely invisible, with a 0 credit price tag. I bought the car, and instead of giving me the message of, 'Would you like to return to free roam?' it instead sent me straight to free roam back in the FXX I started off with, with one exception. Something appeared in the message center:
 
"Head over to the freeway South-West of Carson. We are holding a memorial for a dear friend."