I Love NATO

I love NATO, they're so cool and hip, totally in season to today's standards. People call me "just like the rest" because they think I only started liking NATO when Putin invaded Ukraine, but me and NATO? we go way back. Before I was even born we was doin' arms deals. I hate Russia because they invaded Ukraine, a country I didn't even know existed until February of this year. People know NATO is cool, but why is it cool? Because of the United States of fucking America, dickhead! Nothing in the world is more Gung ho than the US Marine Core... OORAH! Call them crayon eaters all you want but they'll be the ones saving your asses when invaders start touching yer bums. Su-57 my ass, sounds like a shit F-35, don't be chucking a sook over the Abrams when it fires a 120mm Freedom sabot at the carousel of a T-80 from 6 miles away, if you don't think that's possible? Shut up commie, sounds like you support Putin! By the way my dad works for the NATO, he can get your ass hanged if he wanted. So be warned, like NATO... or the USMC will be after you.

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