I Need Teepee For My Dystopia: Difference between revisions

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(Finally, another pasta from me! It's about time! See if you can spot any references in this pasta to my other pastas!)
 
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Teacher: "It all started with a show made in 1993 about two stupid teenagers in a small, suburban town. These teenagers were named Beavis and Butthead. You do not need to learn about Butthead at all. Beavis however, would change U.S. History as we know it. In Beavis's lifetime during high school, he created a disguise named 'The Great Cornholio.' While most of his school found the new disguise to be annoying, the TV show 'Music Television' made off of Beavis's life made his 'Cornholio' disguise extremely popular among viewers around the United States, especially his catchphrase that contributed to his massive followers, which was 'I am The Great Cornholio. I need teepee for my bunghole.' Even after the original show's demise, the 2011 reboot made the disguise even MORE popular, gaining more followers. But somewhere in the timeline from 2012 to 20182015, something in the followers of Beavis snapped in their minds. They thought Beavis in his disguise was an immortal god."
 
"They wanted 'The Great Cornholio' to be the dictator of the United States."