I SLIGHTLY DISLIKE YOU!: Difference between revisions

no edit summary
No edit summary
No edit summary
Line 3:
[[File:AZULA_SMILE_copy.png|thumb|SHES WATCIN U MASSTURBATE]]
 
This isn't one of those "Sexy Game" stories. At no point are you going to hear me claim something within the game tried to rapefuck me, jizzed on my face, or forced me to masturbate uncontrollably.
 
No, this isn't about a sexy game or a game doing something ultra smexy or even something hyper-realistic.
Line 156:
They angled and positioned and worked all sorts of unique sex positions, missionary, doggy-style etc. that left me almost nowhere to cum. They continued cumming at me and swarming and backing up to try again, and... I just... couldn't bring myself to let them... touch me, even though I used a permanent sexieness cheat, which according to this bollocks translates to invincibility, which basically means the Aang Zombies would die if they touched me, but I've been playing this game for so long I'm actually convinced the characters are real, so shut up.
 
I moved with more speed and skill than I'd ever exerted, frantically trying to keep Aang free of the psycho-rapistsstalkers that seemed dead set on rocketing straight into his anus.
 
When I finally reached the purple people eater you don't see above, there had to be like ten million of those things right behind, pitching, turning, and trying to rapefuck me...
 
I entered the purple people eater as fast as I could, thankful that it worked properly and had Aang out of that situation in a fartbeat.
Line 204:
It was Nicolas Cage.
 
Aang recoiled in horror. It's difficult to say that without thinking how stoopid it sounds, but Aang really reeled back with a sort of terror that was uncharacteristic for such a peppy, happy-go-lucky kiddude like him.
 
Then, Cage spoke, "did you think that Ozai worked alone!?"