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My name is Bill and I'm an intern at Dreamworks, also my uncle works at Nintendo but that's irrelevant. One day another intern came up to me and said: "Eyyy, you like Shrek you piece of shit?" I said: "OMG I would die to be able to see Shrek 5 now!" The intern then said: "What? I didn't say I had a copy of that! I mean I do but I didn't tell you so fuck off!" I pulled out a pistol and threatened the intern, so he reached in his pocket and pulled out a blank DVD case. I noticed some red liquid on the case before exclaiming: "Why is there hyper realistic blood on the case? Is it cursed by Sonic.exe???" The intern bitch slapped me before saying: "It's "Hyper Realistic" because I accidentally cut myself this morning and I just stuffed the case in my pocket because I was late to this stupid internship where I just bring coffee to the people in charge! I stole this from the actually important people who have access to this film early while all of them were arguing about whether they should make Shrek a bisexual! Luckily, I'm getting out of this shithole next Thursday, so I don't need to deal like dickheads like you!" I just took the DVD and went on with my day. When I got home I was tired from delivering all that coffee and otherwise doing nothing, so I had a quick nap before I decided to watch the new Shrek movie. I woke up suddenly to see that the case had got more blood on it. I opened it and inside there was blood everywhere apart from on the disc. I shrugged it off and put the DVD in my computer. The file on the disc was called "DONTWATCHTHISPLEASEUNLESSYOUWANTTODIEYOUFUCKINGIDIOT.avi," I thought it was just a joke though, so I opened the file. Suddenly I heard the Kefka laugh coming from downstairs but I didn't think anything of it. The video started with a stock Windows Movie Maker title that said: "Shrek 5, The Meaning Of Life Is Death" in a blood red color before it switched to red static like Sonic.exe. The static faded into Shrek's house at night and it stayed on that still shot for 5 minutes before zooming in. Inside Fiona was crying with her head turned away from the camera. Shrek and Fiona's triplets walked up to her as teenage ogres before Fiona turned around revealing she was crying hyper realistic blood that looked like I could FEEL it. She pulled out a knife before saying: "You were all mistakes!" and murdering them. Their corpses were on the floor and it stayed on a still shot of their bodies for another 10 minutes. I was terrified but curiosity got the better of me. Shrek opened the door and said: "What in the mother of fuck happened in
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