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I sit up straight, my teeth are aligned, my dog isn't sick anymore, I have inboxes on several social medias full of women begging me for attention, my bank account is overflowing, and doctors have been flooding my voicemail asking me if they can inspect my brain due to my genius. Before I purchased this SSD, my life was in shambles. I was about to flop out of my job because they believed I wasn't capable enough to do their mindless work (I literally just stack boxes), my dog was sick and the vet had told me they needed to do numerous tests on her, I had an egregious hunch, I was obese, I smelled like old sticky grease, my gf(ex) cheated on me then dumped me through text, and I was about to be kicked out my parent's house. What made me want to purchase this was a round of Rainbow Six. I was playing casual, complaining about my teammates (even though it was casual) when they made fun of my load times. I figured it wasn't urgent because I didn't know what was wrong with my pc; I thought it worked just fine. This was until they started spamming "ssd" while I was trashing their casual match strategies. Being the degenerate I once was, I had let my insecurities get the best of me. I alt-tabbed and crashed my r6, but it's okay it was just casual. Anyway, I alt-tabbed and searched what an ssd was. I looked decently deep into it and found this product. I figured $200 isn't so bad so I bought it. Instantly, I feel something has changed. Like the universe did a complete 180 on my life and decided I wouldn't be thrown to waste. My bones rattled and my feet began to separate from the floor. The instant the network recognized my phone ordered this product, the course of history (more importantly my history) was forever changed. I'm not sure what happened outside of the sensation of my body separating from gravity because my eyes were forced shut. However, when I could see again, everything was still. The soft hum of my pc fans was still present, my fan was still blowing air, the birds still chirping, yet I
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