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hello, my name is foug dunny. i use to be a cartoon critic, i loved cartoons, ever since i was a kid in the 90s. hey arnold, mega babies, <s>carpet munchers</s> rug rats, sienfeld, they all kept me company because i had no friends. they were with me throughout my whole life, as a
cartoon network, nickolodeon, mtv, hallmark, all of it just shit. cn just airs teen tits go every day so ive made 666 different reviews on my channle talking about how much i just hate it, nick is shit because its shit, and disney is too mainstream for me. nothing but shit like modern spingbill, teen titans blow, dear white people, its just sickining. but one day i watched an episode of spongebob so bad that i just quit all together.
one day viacom decided to release a never before seen episode of spongebob, they were like " lets just release this because all you little shits wont stop emailing us about it. it was called... RED MIST: squidwards suicide and was apparently made right before spongebob became shit. i was excited at first, i flocked out of my seat halfway done masterbaiting to mlp with so much excitement that neglected to put clothes on.
i walked into best buy still fully nude looking for the newly relesed episode. i went up to the man at the desk and asked if he had it, he
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after everyone leaves the concert, it cuts to the LONGEST FILLER IVE EVER SEEN!!!! LIKE SRSLY!!! its like idk 3 OR 4 MINUTOS OF JUST HIM WALKING!!! the only thing that happens in this timespan is he passes the crusty crotch, i was literaly able to finish jacking off before this scene was over! also some creepy shit happened but who cares. then another long molment of filler happens, squidward contenplating suicide! i don't blame him since this episode is so shit. its like this for the rest of the episode too, all because he wasnt able to fulfil his dreams, what a baby. i watched this episode and im not sliting my wrist... yet.
there are some things that happen though, theres one spooky screen where death metal plays in the background for some reason, also squidward has some pretty nice windo curtains back there... can i get them in his will? then it cuts to another scene with his high as fuck face taking up the screen. it cuts to three pictures of dead naked
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'''''epilog: foug dunny was later found dead in his room from over masterbation.'''''
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