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Line 3: "Surprise!" She shouts, giggling. "Happy birthday!" I chuckle as I realize the trick she played. But then I pause. It ~~isn’t~~isn't my birthday. I look into my ~~wife’s~~wife's eyes and realize it is not my wife. She is cake. Terrified I stumble to the door but as I grab the handle it comes off. The door is cake. I turn around to face the frosted eldritch horror in the shape of my wife. She approaches me smiling and says softly "~~It’s~~It's okay sweetie. ~~It’s~~It's all going to be okay." She grabs my arm and I stare in horror as it begins to crumble under her grip. As I look in appalled silence at the cake that I thought was my arm I try to scream. Line 18: [[Category:EVIL FOOD]] [[Category:WHAT A TWIST!]] {{Comments}} ~~<comments />~~ [[Category:Shortpasta]]