Ice Man.ROM (AKA the 7th Symphony of ice-induced massacre): Difference between revisions

[[File:Trying his best here.png|thumb|Ice.ROM is trying his best here]]

 

Hi, my name is Cornelius Hasoro’th the 7th, but you can call me Con for short. JK my name is Claire. I like Mega Man.

 

THIS MEANT WAR.

WA R ! !

 

 

He ran into me and ONE HIT KILLED ROCK. FUCK AW MAN. But I didn’t get taken to a game over or the beginning screen. It went to a black screen for about 6 minutes, but i didn’t check to see if it crashed or get up to do something else, i just sat there staring blankly at the screen for 6 fuckin minutes. Suddenly, it turned to dark red which honestly made me jump. Then, I saw a pair of blue dots staring back at me. Ice Man faded in, that bastard! He looked at me, his bloodied eyes piercing my very soul in which i totally have. He grinned widely and said: ‘Your next, uh...um…’ wait, did he not actually know my name? ‘A..a..Anthony..? John…?’ HAHA i got him this time! ‘Wait, Cut Man knew my name, but not YOU? What the hell?’ ‘Cut knew it…? I should have asked...fuck…’ He was getting nervous. ‘So, you’re sure your name’s not Anthony? Or James? Sarah? No? Um…’ I laughed in Claire. ‘HAHA I HAVE FOUND A WEAKNESS, ICE SANS’

‘STOP MOCKING ME I’M TRYING MY BEST’ he yelled at me.

‘Yet I am.’

He was clearly getting angry. His face was getting redder and he was mumbling. It reminded me of a 4 year old. He stomped a few times and yelled before COMING OUTTA THE FUCKIN SCREEN LIKE

WTF

HES COMING OUT OF THE SCREEN

WHAT VIDEODROME MOTHERFUCKA IS THIS DUDE

As he stepped his hyper realistic body into my room i felt a sudden urge to hug this prick for some reason. I ran up and glomped him (anybody remember glomping?) and squeezed the life outta him. ‘WHAT THE...I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION!’ He growled. I said ‘You may be a dick but you’re still in Ice Man’s body and he’s the cuddliest character you could have chosen. Sucker.’ I did an awesome evil laugh. ‘LET ME GO F--’ he yelled at me. ‘FINE’ I let him go and now my Breaking Benjamin shirt was covered in blood. Aw shit, my grandpa gave that to me. Meh i have 2 hoodies anyway, and a SOAD shirt. ‘WELL AS I WAS GOING TO DO…’ he started, ‘No no no wait, you’re gonna murder me in cold blood, right? Am I?’ i said really enthusiastically for some reason. But trust me, i was totally shook. Yes. I was. I swear! Anyways, he turned to me and said ‘...Uh, yeah, what else did you expect?’ ‘Well, I expected for me to take you in as my slave! HAHAHA!’ I cackled manically. I pulled out my Thunder Beam in which I obtained from Elec Man and pointed it at him. ‘NOW, SLAVE, BEND OVER’

 

 

So yeah basically I have a creepypasta slave robot that does my every biding.

'''Can I go home now?'''

DAMNIT ICE STOP MESSING WITH THE TEXT

'''I can read that telepathically you know'''

EXACTLY NOW FINISH MAKING ME MY RAMEN BITCH OR YOU GET 20 MORE STROKES TO THE BACK WITH THE WHIP

'''YES MASTER I’M SORRY'''

Ok that was my story thanks for reading

 

 

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