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Hi, my name is Cornelius Hasoro'th the 7th, but you can call me Con for short. JK my name is Claire. I like Mega Man.
So yeah i was bored, so i decided to download a Mega Man 1 ROM hack or something, because if i didn't this totally real story wouldn't have happened why not? I really like Mega Man. Like, I really like Mega Man. All I draw is Mega Man fanart. Literally. I
He looked at me and said: 'My time is getting closer. I'm going to have to leave you all soon. I love you, Claire.' before he fell over and D E D. *heavy breathing* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ICE WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I went in and was like 'oh yeah, maybe there wont be any enemies'. WRONG. A bunch of scary enemys with no eyes, covered in blood, swarmed me! Totally not like NES Godzilla! I nearly diead but i used my epic gamer girl skills. Bathwater will cost you $30. After everybody was dead i went to the boss room. 'SHOW URSELF ELECTRIC EEL MA N' i yelled. Elec Man appeared and started attacking me for some reason. Ah shit here we go-
I did a backflip and landed behind him and kicked him down. I would've made a Sparta joke but thats a real old meme. 'Bruh why did u do that; i asked. 'I was just afraid Ice Man was gonna attack me again if i didn'
OUTTA NOWHERE THE SMOL EVIL ICE CHILD JUST APPEARED AND SAID: 'Aha, so you figured me out. Well, you failed, I don't need you anymore.' and ELEC JUST FUCKIN DISSAPERED. LIKE WHAT? HOW? DOES THIS BITCH HAVE THE INFINITY GAUNTLET OR SOMETHIN? ACK-
'And I'll figure out what to do with you.' he said before warping away. What an edgy prick. I MEAN I was so spooked IT WAS SO SCARY. I was brought to the screen again but i actually got the item this time. Oh yeah also i didnt get them magnet beam because remember thats what the whole rom was about remember? So i wentith to Bomb Man's stage because order is overrated and also Ice is like a edgy god right now so i cant really fight him just yet. I was yet again greeted by no enemies. Maybe Elec's stage is just such a bitch he just had to have a bunch of enemies. Take a drink every time i've said enemies, actually, you would die, don't. Anyways I met up with Bomb Man, but he was surrounded by a circle of flames and they were CLOSING IN ON HIM OH NO. He said 'ROCK, HELP!' but I couldn't move Mega Man at all. The fire reached him and he burned and screamed. Then he exploded. Because he's Bomb Man. Also HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD EVERYWHERE. The blood splashed on Rock and he looked absolutely horrified. Ice, that bitch I MEAN the scary af demon, appeared again and said 'What's wrong? You kill robots nearly every day anyways! Besides, a little blood never hurt anyone.' Wow, cocky. 'Yeah, but they don't BLEED and SCREAM! NEITHER DO PIANOS.' I yelled. He turned to me and said '...was that a Llamas With Hats reference?' I WAS QUITE SURPRISED THAT HE KNEW LLAMAS WITH HATS *cough cough* (that totally didn't happen because that's not scary, remember?) OH RIGHT ssshhhh)...ANYWAYS i charged at him but he disappeared and reappeared behind me. 'You're playing that game, huh?' he said so i said 'You're playing THAT game, HUH?' i said in a sassy tone. 'You're really grinding my
He ran into me and ONE HIT KILLED ROCK. FUCK AW MAN. But I didn't get taken to a game over or the beginning screen. It went to a black screen for about 6 minutes, but i didn't check to see if it crashed or get up to do something else, i just sat there staring blankly at the screen for 6 fuckin minutes. Suddenly, it turned to dark red which honestly made me jump. Then, I saw a pair of blue dots staring back at me. Ice Man faded in, that bastard! He looked at me, his bloodied eyes piercing my very soul in which i totally have. He grinned widely and said: 'Your next, uh...
'STOP MOCKING ME I'M TRYING MY BEST' he yelled at me.
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WHAT VIDEODROME MOTHERFUCKA IS THIS DUDE
As he stepped his hyper realistic body into my room i felt a sudden urge to hug this prick for some reason. I ran up and glomped him (anybody remember glomping?) and squeezed the life outta him. 'WHAT THE...I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION!' He growled. I said 'You may be a dick but you're still in Ice Man's body and he's the cuddliest character you could have chosen. Sucker.' I did an awesome evil laugh. 'LET ME GO F--' he yelled at me. 'FINE' I let him go and now my Breaking Benjamin shirt was covered in blood. Aw shit, my grandpa gave that to me. Meh i have 2 hoodies anyway, and a SOAD shirt. 'WELL AS I WAS GOING TO
'Fuck.'
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