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[[File:Impaleman.png|thumb|416x416px|An artist's impression of the Impaleman.]]▼
The Impaleman is a mysterious figure with a dark gray cloak, and large needles, spikes, drills, etc on his cloak and as limbs. He is twice as tall as an average man.
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The Impaleman is very well known for butchering several innocent people on a mountain in 1990, and also for his 2012 worldwide massacre. The mountain was named Mt. Impaleman (fuckin retards). It is unknown how or why there were that many people on that mountain in the first place.
▲[[File:Impaleman.png|thumb|416x416px|An artist's impression of the Impaleman.]]
Spooky occurrences:
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The aforementioned mountain massacre in 1990 (March 12).
On April 1, 2000, a few Brits were having a party with a friend of theirs in London, along with several other people. Before the party could end, their "friend" suddenly shapeshifted into the Impaleman, who loudly screamed "OH, BOB SAGET!", then proceeded to slaughter
On July 31, 2007, a little girl was found dead with a drawing next to her. It was a crude drawing of the Impaleman.
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time for the ritual. *ahem*
LOO-SHI BAAAH RHAHOAR
holy shit a portal is opening!
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i see a dark castle with an evil looking skull and flames at the top. there are spikes all over it, also. deifnitely the impaleman's castle, so i'm going in
there are corpses everywhere :(
Anyway, I made it to his throne room. He's sitting right there, staring at me. he spoke with a very creepy, raspy voice.
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Tourettes Guy: ... FUUUUUUCK!
Me: It was you the whole time! but wait... if the impaleman existed since the 1700s, how are you still alive? is there more than one impaleman?!
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then i killed him because he's evil
but he might have survived▼
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▲but he might have survived...
<center>This is part of the ''Impaleman'' series</center>
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[[Impaleman 2: The Beginning of the Return of the Revenge of the Wrath of the Impaleman|Next Installment >]]
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