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<p style="margin-left: 24px">Happy Birthday Billy, for your birthday you can have this pocketknife. I used this when I was fighting the Red Baron in the military. Now I want you to use it just in case you ever run into any Blue Barons or Green Barons or Yellow Barons or uh ... uuuuuh ... so anyway i'm sorry I got you preangant.  From, your ex-boyfriend Chad.</p>
 
Okay, appearantly my granda is losing his mind. My name is not Billy and half the stuff that he had written down there was untrue and ridiculous. First of all, my name's not Billy, second of all, it wasn't anywhere near my birthday, third of all, he never fought in the military, and fourth (and most stupidly obvious) of all, he was never my ex-boyfriend who got me preagnant. I'm a boy therefor I have the disability to get preagnant, and he's about 75 years old therefor he has the disability to get anyone pregnant. Anyway, aside from all that it still was a pretty cool knife though. I'm going to like having it.
Okay, appearantly my granda is losing his mind. My name is not Billy and none of that was true.
 
==Episode 16==
 
Narrator: Irregular Show Episode 16
 
Mordecai: Hi I am Mordecai and I like to jump on the trampoline
 
THE END
 
I must have forgotten all about watching Irregular Show yesterday after I got that new cool pocket knife. I have been playing around with it ever since. Iv'e been carving funny sculptures into all of the furniture, i've been using it to gut fish from our neighbor's koi pond, and most of all, iv'e been using it just to aimlessly and carelessy toss around high in the air. I was just doing it today when my mom came in and told me "STOP THROWING YOUR KNIFE AROUND LIKE THAT BEFORE YOU TO KILL SOMEONE!!!" Then I said "Shut up Mom I don't need to listen to you!" and I slammed the door in her face. Ever since then i've been throwing my knife all around the place and cathing it. She keeps telling me to stop doing that before I hurt someone over and over and over again but I keep ignoring her. I'm throwing it up and down really high as I type this right now and i'm not even looking at it. :)
 
==Episode 17==
 
Narrator: Irregular Show EPisode 17
 
Mordecai: Hi I am Mordecai and I just ate some yummy beans.
 
FART!
 
Mordecai: I farted.
 
THE END
 
Well, this episode was just as stupid as all of the other episodes of this season were (excluding season 2 episode 1 of course) and all iv'e really been paying attention to mostly today is my awesome new pocket knife. So, if I don't finish all of season 2 today you'll know the reason why. I'm still throwing it up and down right now. OMG!!!
 
==Episode 18==
 
Narrator: Irregular Show Episode 18
 
Mordecai: Hi I am Mordecai and I stepped in dog poop.
 
(Mordecai has his foot in a brown line on the ground which appearantly is the dog poop)
 
THE END
 
==Episode 19==
 
Narrator: Irregular Show Episode 19
 
Mordecai: Hi I am Mordecai and I am standing next to a tree.
 
THE END
 
==Episode 20==
 
Narrator: Irregular Show Episode 20
 
Mordecai: Hi I am Mordecai and I am going to fall flat on my face now
 
(Mordecai falls flat on his face)
 
THE END
 
One thing is for certain, typing out all of these episodes Is really boring and annoying. Well don't worry there's only 4 more episodes left and then i'll give my season 2 review. So it won't be long at all.
 
PS i'm still throwing my knife.
 
==Episode 21==
 
Narrator: Irregular Show Episode 21
 
Mordecai: Hi, I am Mordecai and i'm eating a sandwich.
 
THE END
 
==Episode 22==
 
Narrator: Irregular Show Episode 22
 
Mordecai: Hi I am Mordecai and I am reading a book.
 
THE END
 
==Episode 23==
 
Narrator: Irregular Show Episode 23
 
Mordecai: Hi I am Mordecai and I am running.
 
THE END
 
(I'm still throwing that knife as I type just so you know.)
 
==Episode 24==
 
Narrator: Irregular Show Episode 24
 
Mordecai: Hi I am Mordecai and right now I am making Rigby.
 
(Mordecai is seen building a robot Rigby is what it seems like)
 
Rigby: Hi I am Rigby.
 
Mordecai: Hi Rigby, are you ready to die?
 
Rigby: No.
 
(Mordecai starts beating Rigby with a giant hammer and Rigby screams every time he gets hit)
 
Mordecai: HA HA HA!
 
THE END
 
NOW THAT WAS A SHOCKING EPISODE!!! THAT EXPLAINS ALOT ABOUT THE FIRST EPISODE OF SEASON 2! I THINK IVE FIGURED IT OUT NOW! In irregular show, Mordecai must have been taking all the fame and glory in the show and treating Rigby like crap. So Rigby got his revenge on him in episode 11 and now he's taken Mordecai's place and won his title back. Now, he built a fake of himself and is pretending to be like the original Mordecai SO HE CAN FEEL BETTER AND TAKE IT ALL FOR HIMSELF!!! IT ALL MAKES SO MUCH SENSE! IT'S PERFECTLY CLEAR NOW! WHY ELSE WOULD HE DO THIS! IF THERE IS A SEASON 3 OF THIS I AM MOST DEFINATELY GOING TO WATCH IT TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT THIS INSANE DILEMMA!!!
 
... I'm still throwing my knife right now.
 
==Season 2 review==
 
After my friend got out of his coma, I went to Hells Pass hospital where I gave him a little visit. There, I showed him all the season 2 episodes. Well like I said beore, every episode was just Mordecai (Who was really Rigby) in a bunch of normal old episodes alone. My friend was in shock by thisthe first episode and actually considered that this was some left-over brain issues from the gunshot, but I was seeing it too so he knew that it was real.
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