JEFF THEERY

Brick: What if Jeff is really dying, and everything he's experiencing is really his dying dream? Come to think of it, that would explain all the logic errors in the story.

Pellyeve93: What if Jeff is a potato

Brick: He's hates sleep, because he's about to go to sleep...forever.

King Krule: My god.

DaxterWolfChipmunk: Poor Jeff

King Krule: FOREVER

Brick: Hey, my theory is actually better than 99.99% of all the other 'coma" theories! Because it actually makes sense!

DaxterWolfChipmunk: Lol, Herobrine's trying to get him to WAKE UP *Hint hint*

Brick: part of the theory could be that Herobrine is actually Liu, who he killed in his dream.

DaxterWolfChipmunk: MIND FORK FUR

Brick: In his fanatsy world, Jeff is an unstoppable force of nature. Meanwhile, in the real world, he never quite recovered from his self-mutilation efforts, and it put him in a coma.

King Krule: What about the theory that theorys are stupid!

DaxterWolfChipmunk: Naw, theories are funny. My Herobrine theory: An angry miner who got squid sperm in his eyes and now wants to avenge his pupils because they are permanently stained like that

King Krule: I actually enjoyed that theory.

Brick: I still say my Jeff coma theory explains everything. How ELSE could Jeff's story be so childish, error-filled and awful? So there you have it: Jeff is in a coma, living out his revenge fanatsy in a never-ending dream. It doesn't matter that you can't dream in a coma, cuz that's how coma theories roll, bitch.