JEFF THEERY

Brick: What if Jeff is really dying, and everything he's experiencing is really his dying dream? Come to think of it, that would explain all the logic errors in the story.

Pellyeve93: What if Jeff is a potato

Brick: He's hates sleep, because he's about to go to sleep...forever.

King Krule: My god.

DaxterWolfChipmunk: Poor Jeff

King Krule: FOREVER

Brick: Hey, my theory is actually better than 99.99% of all the other 'coma" theories! Because it actually makes sense!

DaxterWolfChipmunk: Lol, Herobrine's trying to get him to WAKE UP *Hint hint*

Brick: part of the theory could be that Herobrine is actually Liu, who he killed in his dream.

DaxterWolfChipmunk: MIND FORK FUR

Brick: In his fanatsy world, Jeff is an unstoppable force of nature. Meanwhile, in the real world, he never quite recovered from his self-mutilation efforts, and it put him in a coma.

King Krule: What about the theory that theorys are stupid!

DaxterWolfChipmunk: Naw, theories are funny. My Herobrine theory: An angry miner who got squid sperm in his eyes and now wants to avenge his pupils because they are permanently stained like that

King Krule: I actually enjoyed that theory.

Brick: I still say my Jeff coma theory explains everything. How ELSE could Jeff's story be so childish, error-filled and awful? So there you have it: Jeff is in a coma, living out his revenge fanatsy in a never-ending dream. It doesn't matter that you can't dream in a coma, cuz that's how coma theories roll, bitch.

REVISIONS:

Smiledog represents Liu, whom he secretly feels guilty about, but he refuses to "break character", so he created a substitute for his affection, which is a monster like him and even shares his permament smile. At some point, Smiledog will tell Jeff that he has to wake up...in Liu's voice. Faced with this impossibility, as well as the revelation that he's actually asleep, Jeff will start to panic as the world that he thought was real starts to "melt" around him, leaving only a black void. Then the dream will end, and Jeff will either: a.) flatline in the real world, because he held on so tightly to his fantasy that he would rather die than stop being Jeff The Killer, or b.) accept the truth and wake up from his coma, surrounded by his family.