JEFF THE KILLER LEARNS THE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS: Difference between revisions

 

jef brok into a mansion he poured the eyeballs on the christmas tree and snucked up the stares like some sort of grinch he went to my parents room and said ho ho ho i know who is naughty wake up so you can go to sleep so murder claus can come and murder you

 

my dad tried to grab his machine gun but he didnt have it becuz of f*kin obama jeff through a knife at him and it got stuck in his brain. my dad is screaming ah ah ah ah my brain and then he died my mom is just crying like a dumb hore who dont understand nothing jeff punches her in the mouth then sticks a bunch of needles in her face

 

when jeff came into my room i was ready for him i had on my juggalo makeup and he thought he was looking into a mirror it was p funny but also scary and weird we heard and sound and ran down to the christmas tree jeff screams because he forgot about the eyeballs on the tree but i just laugh and am brave

 

we saw santa coming down the chimney and jeff is like theres only one room for santas in this town and ran santa through with my authentic katana sword i bot from that chinese place at the mall with the incense and posters

 

i think for a second WAIT JEFF SOMETHING IS WRONG i shout and run to santas corpse i take of santas glasses and windbreaker

 

it wasnt santa

 

why would he do that asks jeff

 

because when he died he was like kirby and sucked up all r sins even future sins and hes like look im dying hear and if you love me like i love you then when you die youll go to heaven

oh man the new pokemon game i say then i look closer what POKEMON BLACK?!?!?!

 

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