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jef brok into a mansion he poured the eyeballs on the christmas tree and snucked up the stares like some sort of grinch he went to my parents room and said ho ho ho i know who is naughty wake up so you can go to sleep so murder claus can come and murder you
 
[[File:Nancy_reagan_mr_t_189jrc6-189jrdj.jpg|thumb|250px|santa n mrs claus in happyer times]]
my dad tried to grab his machine gun but he didnt have it becuz of f*kin obama jeff through a knife at him and it got stuck in his brain. my dad is screaming ah ah ah ah my brain and then he died my mom is just crying like a dumb hore who dont understand anything jeff punches her in the mouth then sticks a bunch of needles in her face
 
my dad tried to grab his machine gun but he didnt have it becuz of f*kin obama jeff through a knife at him and it got stuck in his brain. my dad is screaming ah ah ah ah my brain and then he died my mom is just crying like a dumb hore who dont understand anythingnothing jeff punches her in the mouth then sticks a bunch of needles in her face
 
its the season of giving jeff said and im giving you a buncha needles in you face
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i think for a second WAIT JEFF SOMETHING IS WRONG i shout and run to santas corpse i take of santas glasses and windbreaker
 
[[File:Jesus-Lightswitch.jpg|thumb|100px|pitchered: jesus (left) jeff (right) me (top) center (my dick lol)]]
 
it wasnt santa
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oh man the new pokemon game i say then i look closer what POKEMON BLACK?!?!?!
 
''{{credit|Written by {{cpwuser|ImGonnaBeThatGuy}} in [[w:cwikia:creepypasta:User blog:Creepypasta Joe/JEFF THE KILLER CHRISTMAS#comm-215181articleComments|this]] blog post comment.''}}
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''Written by {{cpwuser|ImGonnaBeThatGuy}} in [[w:c:creepypasta:User blog:Creepypasta Joe/JEFF THE KILLER CHRISTMAS#comm-215181|this]] blog post comment.''
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