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I could hear no more as Langdon dragged me underwater. I thought I would drown in his nasty abs, but before the last of my breath gave away, he let me up. To my horror I saw that Jack reacher was dead, and Dan Brown was nowhere to be found. Langdon smirked at me and made good his escape as I mourned over Reacher's body, knowing he would never perform another reach around. I thought I should honour him in death as he had lived in life, and reached to jack him off, but found not a penis, but a script. I realised that Even though Reacher was dead, he had managed to deliver the script for a new series of his life before he died. I cried bitter tears into the sacred text, but knew that now Jack Reacher would always be there when injustice struck. I vowed that I would sell it to Jeff Bezos personally.
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