Jay Jay The Jet Plane - The True Story: Difference between revisions

It was a lovely day in wherever the fuck Jay Jay The Jet Plane lives, where a young plane named Jay Jay The Jet Plane lived, along with his friends, Tracy, Snuffy, Herky, Savannah, Big Jake, Old Oscar, and some humans and animals nobody gave a flying ass about. Jay Jay lived a fairly normal life, but there's something that I know that you don't. You want to know how Jay Jay and his friends became to be?... You Sick Bastards.

After five attempts at trying to make the perfect plane-human hybrid, a mad scientist has finally came up with the perfect way. He sends his assistant out to kidknap two childrenpeople in the night. Once in the mad scientists hands, he peeled the flesh off of their faces and put said flesh in the sun for a long time. Once the fifth hour on the fifth day on the fifth month, the mad scientists took the flesh and placed them on two planes. He sewed them on the front of the planes. Nothing happened. He then poured a bottle of lube in the fule silage and began performing sexual acts on the plane. Jizz flew everywhere inside the plane. All the sudden, the face started to form from dead skin, to an actual face. Why? MAGIC! The plane started talking. "Happy Easter"! Big Jake Was Born. Big Jake rolled over to the mad scientist and crushed him. Blood and Guts and Piss and Jizz flew all over the place. "That's what you get for playing god. Maybe you should play dead for awhile". Big Jake said. He saw the pink plane and got turned on. He rolls over to the plane and begins humping it. The plane came to live after the plane jizz flies inside it. The plane became a female plane. She was pregnant a few days later. "Why would God give us faces"? The one female plane asked. Big Jake was too busy spreading his plane jizz all over the people, drowning them easily. After 9 months, the baby planes are born.