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This is the real story of Jeef the Killer. One day, Jeef was trying to figure out the formula to alien reproduction. "Alien, plus alien, plus alien, equals ali3n!" Jeef came up with the prediction!▼
By: TheMasterofNepgear (uncharted3jack) and Yolosag1bing.com<br />▼
▲This is the real story of Jeef the Killer. One day, Jeef was trying to figure out the formula to alien reproduction. "Alien, plus alien, plus alien, equals ali3n!" Jeef came up with the prediction!
His brother figured out that the aliens wanted butter and bananas. Jack knows the statue next to Area 51. Illuminati confirmed! Jeef's brother was obsessed with the anime, K-ON, and he was watching K-ON. Meanwhile in Russia, Jeef was playing Sonic.exe, and got the "I am god" part. When suddenly, his brother was shaking.
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Inside the crate was crapload of n00b tubing RPGs, and a piece of paper with a cheat code for infinite ammunition. "Maybe we can use this against the Illuminati?" Jeef's brother said with a bit of excitement in his voice. Everyone had an RPG, but there was one left. Mr. Hensley bursted through the door. "I'll help everyone at the middle school!" He yelled with pride in his voice. We had everybody. Jeef, Jeef's brother, Jack, Morgan, Mr. Baisley, Mio Akiyama, Mr. Blacker, Super Sonico, Detective Nepgear, Mr. Abbate, Hatsune Miku, Jar Jar Binks, Ms. Billett, and Mr. Hensley.
"I will help you guys defeat Illuminati." Somebody said in the corner. It
"Guys a new member is Uhcakip.exe. It's Pikachu spelt backwards." Ms. Billett said and everybody went to the middle school to save it on their Buick '97. Everybody had to fit in.
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But what about Harry Potter? Or the aliens from the start that Jeef was trying to figure out the formula to? Perhaps aliens are evil. Maybe the formula is: Alien is love, Alien is life. A Xenomorph pops out of the vent. He took a picture with his phone, and left. Everyone just stared like something weird just happened.
Jack and Morgan were playing 3D Custom Girl in their room. Nepgear walks in. "What are you guys playing?" Jack slams the laptop. "We were playing Battlefield 3: Faze Edition." Jack said as he covers up the bulge in his pants. "Can I play?" Nepgear said to Jack. "
The group got some sleep that night after they fought all of the Vegetas. We woke up, and we needed to go to Pripyat to destroy the Illuminati. So they needed to find out where they are located at in Pripyat. So the group packed their bags, and headed to the tour company to get a ride to Pripyat. Who was taking us there you ask? "Oh my God! We found Waldo!" Morgan exclaimed. "Yes, indeed you did! Now, I'll take you to Pripyat." The group got on and they took off like the crazy taxi in Hyperdimension Neptunia: PP.
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They parked outside the plant, Waldo pushed us out, and drove into the sunset. The car was incinerated when the Sun set. Waldo barely made it out alive. Apparently, Waldo can survive the Sun. "I hope he lives." The Iron Giant was crying again. Dean was with him again.
Markiplier went into the building first, and everyone stayed outside. He was shocked when he
He saw Uhcakip.exe sitting at the edge of the room. To be
They got back to the hotel. Because they were so pissed to walk to the hotel, they just teleported. "We can look at the
Nepgear walked in first, and she was greeted by the manager. The manager pulled off a mask, and it turned out to be a Vegeta. Nepgear was startled so fast, that she activated HDD and rekt the Vegeta so hard, that he flew around the world twice, and landed right in front of her. He had the eyes that a Poke'mon would have if it fainted. They all walked inside, and each member grabbed a computer. It took Miku some time to actually find some locations. But one location was pretty obvious. She found out that they are at the Groom Lake facility.
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Jeef wanted to combine the powers of Kazuo Hirai, Gabe Newell, and Bill Gates. They all got the three, and they just pulled out a bone from the skeleton, and he fell apart. The three disappeared into the sunset. "I hope they live!" The Iron Giant was crying one more time. But where was Dean?
They all teleported back home. Barack Obama and Professor Oak were at the door. Barack thanked everyone. "Congratulations! You all defeated the Illuminati! So you guys
THE END!
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