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Mio was tired, and she really wanted to take a nap after having that random sandwich she just made. Since this was a school, she curled up on one of the tables and fell asleep. This is when the power went out, and everything was out, except the computer in the room. This pimped out ride had an AMD FX-10000 and a ATi Radeon R20 790XXXXXXXXXXXXX. "Yes! we can still play Battlefield 3: Faze Edition!" Jeef suddenly appeared in Oregon. "Jeef? I thought you were in Russia?" Jack questioned Jeef. He didn't reply, and he just gave a blank stare.
"Go to sleep.
They all walked on down to the front entrance of the school to let Mr. Abbate in. "Hello, how are you? It has been a while since I last saw Morgan and Jack. Hello Jeef and Mio. What is going on?
"So that was what was going on in the middle school! There were people in robes beating up teachers and students. We need to go back there and save them.
"James Nguyen is showing everybody Birdemic. Perhaps they are all in the gym watching it. Once he is done, he will show them Saving Christmas and Fifty Shades of Grey.
Nepgear was a dimensional traveler, so she decided to bring in some friends into this dimension. "Wow! Hatsune Miku!?
One more person to go. When the clan walked back into the school, they found Ms. Billett practicing with her book of grammatical "
Jack pulled out his jailbroken PlayStation Vita (If that's even possible). He started playing Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 3. Wait a minute, that hasn't been released in the United States. He was playing it, and when he was on the final scene, he got the screen. "I am god" as Sonic.exe was displayed on the screen. "Damnit, Idea Factory! How could you do this!?" Jack cried as he was devastated about the whole thing. He cried for two hours, while Mio was pushing him back and forth the entire time.
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Inside the crate was crapload of n00b tubing RPGs, and a piece of paper with a cheat code for infinite ammunition. "Maybe we can use this against the Illuminati?" Jeef's brother said with a bit of excitement in his voice. Everyone had an RPG, but there was one left. Mr. Hensley bursted through the door. "I'll help everyone at the middle school!" He yelled with pride in his voice. We had everybody. Jeef, Jeef's brother, Jack, Morgan, Mr. Baisley, Mio Akiyama, Mr. Blacker, Super Sonico, Detective Nepgear, Mr. Abbate, Hatsune Miku, Jar Jar Binks, Ms. Billett, and Mr. Hensley.
"I will help you guys defeat Illuminati.
"Guys a new member is Uhcakip.exe. It’s Pikachu spelt backwards.
Jeef was driving, Jeef’s brother was riding shotgun. Mio, Mr. Bailsey, Morgan, Jack, Miku, and Nepgear were in the middle seats. Mr. Hensley, Mr. Abbate, Mr. Blacker, and Ms. Billett were in the back seats. Muthahar was in the trunk so nobody would notice him narrating the story. And Jar Jar was tied to the top of the car.
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Because of the weight of all the people and the car they were riding in, it took them nearly forty-five minutes to get to the middle school. During that time they had plenty of time to talk. Jeef came up with idea.
"I pretend like I am a serial killer and then they will believe me and I can take you guys in as fake hostages so you guys can get in too.
Spoderman came in the room and had a knife in his hand. Wait a minute, wasn’t this a car? They cut Jeef’s lips really big so Jeef has giant smile that makes him say ‘go to sleep’ a lot. He gave Jeef the knife so he can kill with it. That is how Jeef became Jeef the Killer.
"Thanks Spoderman. You’re a real life saver. I hope you get Gwen.
"Ur a betch and u hve no sweg.
"I hope he lives.
At the middle school the clan found an entrance that wasn’t being guarded by over 9,000 Vegetas. In it they crawled through the window and it led them to the one area near Mr. Hensley’s room (Despite, there being zero windows near Mr. Hensley’s room). "We broke in. Now we need to figure which members of Illuminati are here and how we can defeat them.
"All your base are belong to us.
"How about we split up? Morgan, Jack, Mio, and Mr. Baisley can fight Dr. Robotnik...
The Illuminati was having their meeting in the office. On their side was Uhcakip.exe from Pokemon, Dr. Robotnik from Sonic, Cats from Zero Wing, Vegeta from Dragonball Z, James Nguyen from real life, Voldemort from Harry Potter, and the Skeleton from who cares where.
There was one problem. Jack and Nepgear were completely gone. "Do you think that they’re in the bathroom?
They walked down to the bathroom in the same hallway that Mr. Hensley’s room is in. At the entrance of the bathroom were three Vegetas. "Should I use my guitar?
They all walked to the bathroom. "Somebody get us down!
Once they got Jack and Nepgear down from that really awkward situation, they all walked downstairs where they found Markiplier and Raedwulfgamer hunting the Illuminati leader. Along on their back was Max Caulfield and Chloe Price. They were all attempting to find the place where they were showing Birdemic. "They must be on Saving Christmas by now. But, we cannot allow them to show everyone Fifty Shades of Grey!
Once they walked into the gym, they were horrified. Fifty Shades of Grey was already ten minutes in. "Son of a bitch! We missed the first ten minutes!
After they saw "
They really knew that the Illuminati were located in Pripyat, so they got on a plane, and saw a bald man in the corner of the plane. "Is that Agent 47?
Hours later, the group landed in Kiev. They will need to drive to Pripyat. "Maybe we should take a tour bus?
They got a hotel for the night, and Jack and Nepgear were playing Battlefield 3: Faze Edition. There was no Battlefield 4: Faze Edition, because Faze members don’t play that God-awful, horrible excuse for a game. Nepgear was pregnant from Jack. And everyone knew that they could have the child fight everyone. "Just give him an RPG!
They just wanted to get some sleep. "Go to-
The phone was ringing. Everyone can hear, because it’s on speakerphone. "How are you gentlemen?
Gabe was running down the hallway, carrying Dylan. Gandalf was standing at the door. 9001 Vegetas charged to get inside, and take down every member of the group. "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" As Gandalf throws his staff down, and it knocks out half of the Vegeta army. Miku was armed with a leek, and Megurine Luka was armed with a fish. Wait, Luka's in this too? The surviving Vegetas from the army took down Gandalf. "No! Not Gandalf!" Sonico was terrified.
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The Vegetas broke through the doors, and Miku popped out and started sweeping every Vegeta in sight. Luka was right behind her. She threw the fish like a tomahawk. The fish took out every other Vegeta in the army. They were clear, and they needed to report the results to the group.
Miku brought Luka to the group. "Could Luka, here, join the group?" Miku said as she was like a spoiled little kid who wanted a toy. "Okay, she can join. We need as many people as we can.
But what about Harry Potter? Or the aliens from the start that Jeef was trying to figure out the formula to? Perhaps aliens are evil. Maybe the formula is: Alien is love, Alien is life. A Xenomorph pops out of the vent. He took a picture with his phone, and left. Everyone just stared like something weird just happened.
Jack and Morgan were playing 3D Custom Girl in their room. Nepgear walks in. "What are you guys playing?
The group got some sleep that night after they fought all of the Vegetas. We woke up, and we needed to go to Pripyat to destroy the Illuminati. So they needed to find out where they are located at in Pripyat. So the group packed their bags, and headed to the tour company to get a ride to Pripyat. Who was taking us there you ask? "Oh my God! We found Waldo!
Halfway to the city, they saw a lot of Vegetas, walking in line to the Chernobyl Plant. They all knew that the Illuminati were inside the plant. This might have been Grand Theft Auto, and they did a driveby on all of the Vegetas.
They parked outside the plant, Waldo pushed us out, and drove into the sunset. The car was incinerated when the Sun set. Waldo barely made it out alive. Apparently, Waldo can survive the Sun. "I hope he lives.
Markiplier went into the building first, and everyone stayed outside. He was shocked when he saw… Uhcakip.exe! Mark saw him run down a path. So Mark walked down the path, and a jumpscare came out of the darkness. Game over. Mark respawned, and he chose another path. Another jumpscare popped out. Game over. Mark respawned with frustration. He chose the third path. One more jumpscare. Game over. Mark respawned one last time. He chose the last path, and he got jumpscared. But he chose correctly.
He saw Uhcakip.exe sitting at the edge of the room. To be continued… Markiplier was pissed off. And he walked outside of the power plant. No one else was inside of the plant. They knew that they royally screwed up. "Well, what do we do now? Where are they!?
They got back to the hotel. Because they were so pissed to walk to the hotel, they just teleported. "We can look at the lap… Oh, Morgan threw it out the window.
Nepgear walked in first, and she was greeted by the manager. The manager pulled off a mask, and it turned out to be a Vegeta. Nepgear was startled so fast, that she activated HDD and rekt the Vegeta so hard, that he flew around the world twice, and landed right in front of her. He had the eyes that a Poke’mon would have if it fainted. They all walked inside, and each member grabbed a computer. It took Miku some time to actually find some locations. But one location was pretty obvious. She found out that they are at the Groom Lake facility.
"Guys, I think I found out where they are!
Luka called Miku. "Guys, there are over eighteen thousand Vegetas heading towards you!
Miku took the first shot. She did a 1440 No-scope drop/headshot, and started smoking a leek blunt. She hit a quarter of the Vegetas that were there on the sidewalk. They needed more help, because they all molded together to form a giant Vegeta! Ikaruga from Senran Kagura jumped down in front of the group. She took out her sword and stabbed the Vegeta. It disappeared somewhere into time and space. Morgan was like Brock. He instantly fell in love with Ikaruga.
Out of nowhere, a voice said, "Get over here!
Outside Area 51, was someone laughing. Jeef looked over to where the laughing was coming from. Over where he was looking, there was Voldemort. "Ha ha ha, I’m the lord of darkness, and you can’t beat me!
The group walked into the Area 51 facility. They saw Dr. Robotnik sitting on a crate, and all his pingas were protecting him. Raedwulf charged at all his pingas, and they fainted the same way you’d see in Poke’mon. Dr. Robotnik knew he screwed up. Raedwulf took his crude axe from Stranded Deep, and screamed, "THIS IS SPARTA!!
They walked into the next room. They saw the leader, Cats! "How are you
Ten seconds later, Nepgear came back in with Yumi from Senran Kagura. She levitated up to Cats. Yumi kicked Cats in the balls, and his mask came off. "Holy crap! It’s... Sonic.exe!
"Wait a minute! Where’s the skeleton?
Jeef wanted to combine the powers of Kazuo Hirai, Gabe Newell, and Bill Gates. They all got the three, and they just pulled out a bone from the skeleton, and he fell apart. The three disappeared into the sunset. "I hope they live!
They all teleported back home. Barack Obama and Professor Oak were at the door. Barack thanked everyone. "Congratulations! You all defeated the Illuminati! So you guys are… Who are you guys?
THE END!
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