Jeff Doesn't Know Jack: Difference between revisions
m
→top: replaced: “ → " (75), ” → " (74), ’ → '
WozSynchron (talk | contribs) (Jeff is hired to kill a man in white.) |
m (→top: replaced: “ → " (75), ” → " (74), ’ → ') |
||
(One intermediate revision by one other user not shown) | |||
Line 1:
Jeff stumbled into the woods. It was a dull night. The house he chose for the evening's fun had been empty, not even a family pet. Jeff finished the bottle of cheap whiskey he took from the house
A heavy fog crept in as Jeff tried to find his way back to the house he was staying in. A small hunting cabin that had been as empty as his target that night. Too long without killing something was making Jeff edgy.
Jeff turned to see a small man dressed in what looked like a black robe sitting at the base of a tree. The man's face was hidden by the robes. Jeff walked closer, he could make out red and green stripes running along the edge of the robe.
The man stood, but his face was still hidden
Jeff noticed he spoke with a strong accent, he sounded maybe Japanese but he wasn't sure
Jeff carefully took the bottle. He pulled off the cap and took a swig. The buzz hit him like a freight train, it a was like nothing he had ever had before
With another swing from his bottle, Jeff walked into the woods where the man had pointed.
The man watched as Jeff vanished into the fog
samurai?
The fog was even thicker in the woods than it was before.
Jeff turned
The fog swirled and took the form of a boy.
Jeff raised his knife
Jeff thrust his knife into Randy's chest. It passed harmlessly through the other boy's chest.
Jeff turned to see a man and a woman standing to his right.
Jeff didn't answer he looked at them for a moment, feeling something was missing. After a moment he asked,
Jeff's parents stared at him
The wheels in Jeff's mind began to turn,
Jeff was thinking about how to find Liu, when he heard another noise. The images of his parents and Randy vanished. He could hear someone walking toward him. After a few moments, Jeff saw a man dressed in white.
Jeff walked in front of the man
The mas studied Jeff silently, his face stern and unreadable. Jeff got a better look at the man. He was tall, with a square jaw and black hair set in a knot on the top of his head. He was dressed in a white robe with a sword at his side.
The man stood for a moment more, before altering his course to walk around Jeff.
As if in response to his wish the fog around them took shape. Dozens of people appeared surrounding the two. The man in white looked shocked at the number of people, then they began to speak
Were among the cries from Jeff's many victims. The man in white looked back at Jeff, his face shifted from surprised to fury.
At the mention of the black robe, the man's eyes narrowed as if he understood everything
Line 91 ⟶ 90:
The man cleaned his blade and replaced it in the sheath.
He looked at the images of Jeff's victims
The ghostly images vanished. The man looked at Jeff's body one last time before continuing on his way
Somewhere else a large black figure watched the even play out. As Jeff's head fell to the ground his eyes went wide, then narrowed in rage
He slumped back onto his throne,
Aku flipped through it
Aku looked a the table of context page
He started flipping to random chapters, hoping to find something that would beat his hated enemy
The page titled Slednerman, then further down referred to it as the
Aku paced back and forth before heading for the dimensional gate he originally pulled the book from
With that declaration, Aku vanished to confront his enemy.
[[Category:Trollpasta]]
[[Category:Satire]]
[[Category:Loads of Characters]]
[[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]]
{{Comments}}
|