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The sixth and ''final'' part (I mean it this time) part of the "Jeff Spinoffs" saga. [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part one.]] [[More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part two.]] [[Yet More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part three.]] [[Even More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part four.]] [[Oh No! More Jeff Spinoffs|Part Five.]] [[The Jeff Spinoffs Holiday Special|Part seven.]]
 
==The List!==
Jeff Goes Vegan
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Jeff Takes An Arrow To The Freakin' Head
 
Jeff Listens To A Conch Shell (it says "KILL EVERYONE")[[File:Polished-conch.jpg|thumb|"Also, take a freakin' bath."]]
 
Jeff Gets Boiled In Oil And Served With A Side Of Coleslaw
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Jeff Takes A Vacation To The Dogscape
 
Jeff Watches Reruns Of "My Life As A Teenage Robot" Religiously[[File:JeffK9.jpg|thumb|He will KILL US ALL.]]
 
Jeff Waxes On; Waxes Off
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Jeff Wears A Flea Collar
 
Jeff Swallows An Armed Hand Grenade[[File:Fractal_Geometry_Broccoli.jpg|thumb|Ooooh. Aaaaah.]]
 
Jeff Juggles Nuclear Warheads
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Jeff Still Thinks "The Game" Is a Good Meme.
 
Jeff Stares At The Sun And Goes Blind[[File:THE_SUN.jpg|thumb|"It's so pretty...HEY, WHERE'D IT GO?! OW WHY ARE MY EYES BURNING OH GOD THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER"]]
 
Jeff Uses The Balloonatic As A Beanbag Chair
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Jeff Removes His Testes and Throws Them Into Oncoming Traffic as Protest
 
Jeff Murders Brick And Moves On To [[The Jeff Spinoffs Holiday Special|Part 7.]]
 
Jeff Becomes an Organ Donor
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Jeff the Killer says THEND Instead of GO TO SLEEP to Spice Up his Life
 
Jeff Meets [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler Christian Weston Chandler (look him up, if you (for some reason) don't know who that is)]
 
Jeff Becomes a Burglar After Being Stabbed by Liu's Zombie
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Jeff Self-Detonates
 
Jeff discovers [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhmnOpoGAPw The Funniest Joke In The World]; dosendoesn't get it
 
and then Jeff popped out of your wife's womb...you go, "OH GOD WHY!!!"
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Jeff Gets Eaten By A Giant Bulborb
 
Jeff The Tank Engine[[File:Jeff_sunflower_by_pellyeve93-d5e3ihw.jpg|thumb]]
 
Dehydrated Jeff, Just Add Water
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Jeff Gets Bronchitis
 
Jeff Ain't Got Time For Dat
 
Jeff Thinks Nobody Got Time For Dat
 
Jeff Transforms Into A Saguaro Cactus
 
Jeff gets locked in a safe
 
Jeff Breastfeeds a Wounded Sparrow (SPOILER: He's fattening it up for slaughter.)
 
Jeff Masters Chopsticks
 
Jeff vs. the Wave O' Babies
 
Jeff Bites His Tongue
 
Jeff Sticks To The Roof Of Your Mouth
 
Jeff Gets His Butt Cut Off And Mounted Over Zalgo's Fireplace
 
Jeff Rides A Chocobo
 
Jeff Gets Dizzy
 
Jeff Knows All Toasters Toast Toast
 
Jeff Sits Around And Chews The Fat
 
Do Not Trust The Slenderman, The Humans Must Be Stabbed
 
Do Not Trust The Jeff, He Is Malfunctioning
 
Jeff's Nostril Lasers
 
Jeff's Sudden Baldness
 
Jeff's Giant Tanuki Balls
 
Jeff Is Told To Read The Wiki Rules And Loses His Shit Even More
 
Jeff Gets Broken Glass In His Ass (guess who's responsble?)
 
Jeff Loses Control Of His Man Bits
 
Jeff VS cyber bullying
 
Jeff is Well Hung...from a tree
 
Jeff Uses a Shakeweight
 
Jeff Gets a Lyra Plushy.
 
Jeff Uses The Ab-Abber 2000
 
Jeff Gets Physically Ill From All Of These Suggestions
 
Jeff goes on a bad trip from smoking too much weed and starts to believe he is just a brain in space.
 
THEND
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