Jeff Spinoffs Ahoy!
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The sixth part of the "Jeff Spinoffs" saga. Part one. Part two. Part three. Part four. Part Five. Part seven.
The List!
Jeff Goes Vegan
Jeff vs. Foot Fungus
Jeff Takes An Arrow To The Freakin' Head
Jeff Listens To A Conch Shell (it says "KILL EVERYONE")
Jeff Gets Boiled In Oil And Served With A Side Of Coleslaw
Jeff Misses Soft Toilet Paper
Jeff Runs A Marathon
Jeff Catches The Gingerbread Man
Jeff Chips One Of His Incisors
Jeff Gets Food Poisoning
Jeff Plays Hotdog Storm (yes, that really is the name of a video game. Stop giggling!)
Jeff Gets Asthma
Jeff Goes Back In Time And Kills His Past Self; erases himself from existence AGAIN
Jeff Craps In A Bucket
Jeff Uses The Naughty Hungarian Phrasebook
Jeff Uses A Loom (HI BEN! I'M WEAVING ON A LOOM!)
Jeff Pricks His Finger On A Spinning Wheel And Sleeps For A Hundred Years
Jeff Frenches Smiledog
Jeff Buries Himself Alive
Jeff Becomes A Proffessional Wrestler
Jeff Plays With An Ouija Board
Jeff vs. The Fuckaroo
Jeff Meets Domo
Jeff Shills ShamWow
Jeff In An Igloo
Jeff Screws An Electric Fan
Jeff Drinks Milk Straight From The Carton
Jeff Breakdances
Jeff Shops At Wal-Mart
Jeff Does What Nintendon't
Jeff Gets A Cursed Pocketwatch
Jeff Punches Through Time
Jeff Gets Tossed Into A Garbage Compactor
Jeff Kills A Jogger With His Energy Ki Attack
Jeff Lusts After The Mongolian Death Worm
Jeff Drinks Everclear
Jeff Finds Out Why Major Tom Really Made The Grade
Jeff Takes A Vacation To The Dogscape
Jeff Watches Reruns Of "My Life As A Teenage Robot" Religiously
Jeff Waxes On; Waxes Off
Jeff Decides To Play Deadpool In A Game Of Checkers (PEOPLE CHECKERS.)
Jeff Inhales. Jeff Exhales. Jeff Inhales. Jeff Exhales.
Jeff Daydreams About Becoming An Evil Overlord
Jeff Licks Stamps
Jeff Flips Off Heron
Jeff Gets Four O' Clock Shadow
Jeff Wears A Flea Collar
Jeff Swallows An Armed Hand Grenade
Jeff Juggles Nuclear Warheads
Jeff Reads Fifty Shades Of Grey
Jeff Gets A Cowlick
Jeff Goes Into A Trance After Looking At Too Many Fractals
Jeff Goes On A Date
Jeff Plays The Choking Game
Jeff Divides By Zero
Jeff vs. The Thought Police
Jeff Is Taken To Room 101
Jeff Is Eaten By A Sperm Whale
Jeff Abuses The Copy-&-Paste Function
Jeff Abuses The Copy-&-Paste Function
Jeff Is Banned For Spamming This Page
Jeff Writes A Fan Fic
Jeff the Schizophrenic "Go to sleep, George. You too, Fred."
Rellik Eht Ffej
Jeff Takes Up Bodybuilding
Jeff The Alzheimer's Patient. "Hi James. Hi James. Hi James. Hi Charles. Hi James."
Jeff Becomes A Clown And Squirts Seltzer Down Slendy's Pants
Jeff the Midget "Go to... Get me that step ladder. I can't reach."
Jeff The Sperm Cell
Jeff's Dick Falls Off
Jeff Wins A Hotdog-Eating Contest
Jeff Gets The Midas Touch
Jeff The Burrito
A Wizard Has Turned Jeff Into A Whale. Is this awesome y/n
Jeff Becomes A Brony
Jeff Vs. Tuxedo Mask
Jeff Mysteriously Smells Like Garlic
Jeff and Liu Destroy The Moon
Jeff Plays Ghosts N' Goblins And Rage Quits
Jeff Dies; DEN COMES BACK OMFG
Jeff the Yoda Impersonator "Sleep, you shall go to?"
Jeff Steps On The Broken Glass Beast
The Broken Glass Beast Laughs At Jeff's Misfortune
Jeff Laughs at the Broken Glass Beast While Melting It With Fucking Awesome Laser Eyes
Jeff Teams Up With Johnson To Destroy Majin Buu
Jeff Plays Operation
Jeff Pilots The Death Star
Jeff Makes Lotsa Spaghetti
Jeff Does A Tex Avery-Style Wild Take
Jeff vs. Predator
Jeff Takes An Antacid Tablet
Jeff Turns The Easter Bunny Into Rabbit Stew
Jeff Goes to Burger King and eats 50 Whoppers and pees on the cashier
Jeff pops out of Slendy's birthday cake
Jeff Meditates Under A Waterfall
Jeff Uses A Condom?!
There Is No Jeff, Only Zuul
Jeff's Sudden Sexyness (What have you done to Walui...I mean, Jeff?!)
Jeff the Killer Shoots Himself in the Foot (SPOILER ALERT his Health Insurance doesn't cover self-inflicted injury)
Jeff the Killer Steals $40 worth of Fruit
Jeff the Killer Meets the Demoman and Subsequently Almost Gets Blown Up
Jeff Gets Turned Into Balloons By The Balloonatic
Jeff the Killer Goes to Tokyo to Buy Bananas
Jeff Unlocks the Rainbow Cap
Jeff Pelvic Thrusts
Jeff Finds Jesus; Doesn't Change A Bit. Only instead of saying "GO TO SLEEP" and stabbing you to death, he says "JESUS LOVES YOU" and stabs you to death.
Jeff Becomes An Elvis Impersonator
Jeff the Killer Attempts to use the Flying Guillotine to Melee Kill Someone (SPOILER ALERT he somehow pulls it off)
Jeff Dies Of Embarassment
Jeff Drinks too Much and Wakes Up Without a Heart (SPOILER ALERT he was a robot ALL ALONG)
Jeff the Killer Drinks 5 Gallons of Snapple Before Putting his Cat Down (SPOILER ALERT he kills the vet)
Jeff the Killer vs. Scott Pilgrim in Castle Crashers
Jeff, BEN, and Merasmus Wait for their Lunch for 40 Minutes and then Leave the Restaurant
Jeff Is Turning Japanese, He Really Thinks So
Jeff Administers The Heimlich Manuver
Jeff Hogs The Blankets
Jeff Becomes A Lifeguard
Jeff's Body Is Ready
Jeff Rolls A 1
Jeff Whines About His Pasta Being Marked For Review And Won't Stop Harassing The Admins Until The Category Is Removed
Jeff Plays Whack-A-B.O.B.
Jeff Turns Into A Walking Anus
Jeff Eats 1000 Babies
Jeff Rolls Down The Hill
Jeff Came Here To Fuck Bitches
Jeff Eats TWO Weiners
Jeff Listens To Slayer
Jeff Breaks Out In A Rash
Jeff Craves Pickles And Ice Cream
Jeff Double Dates With Voldemort
Jeff Absorbs Justin Beiber And Becomes A Creature Of Unimaginable Destruction
Jeff the Killer vs. His Angry Mother in Law Who He Hasn't Called in Six Months.
Frank Miller's Jeff The Killer
Jeff The Killer vs. Batman
Jeff Sprouts Wings And Flies Away "I'm sad that I'm flying."
Jeff Eats Paste "that's why he's so pale." -MooseJuice
In Soviet Russia, Sleep Goes To You
Jeff Becomes An Old-Timey Cartoon
Jeff Rustles His Jimmies
Jeff's Head Pops Off
Jeff Sings "Happy Happy Joy Joy" with BEN
Jeff Is Drawn By Rob Liefeld (and so now we come full circle.)
Jeff Sues His Doctor For Receiving a Sex Change Instead of Getting His Appendix Removed.
Jeff Can't Explain Why He Finds Gum in His Hair
Jeff Steps On The Broken Glass Beast Again, With Cleats This Time
Jeff Becomes a Contestant on WHO FARTED?
Jeff Slaughters his Teacher Using Tapeworms (SPOILER ALERT it takes a long time)
Jeff the Killer Endorses the Gameboy Camera in 2010
Jeff Somehow Manages to Turn a Circle Inside-Out
Jeff the Killer Plays Scary Maze and Doesn't Fall for it
Jeff Comes Under Attack From The Army Of Vomiting Mice
Jeff tries to Hug Bushcraft Medic, gets Assaulted by A Tumbleweed
Jeff Murders Everyone Who Posts That Stupid Screamer Of Him In Chat
Slenderman Kicks Jeff In The Dick
Jeff Enouncters A Shiny Version Of Himself
Jeff Becomes A Happy Happyist
Jeff Still Thinks "The Game" Is a Good Meme.
Jeff Stares At The Sun And Goes Blind
Jeff Uses The Balloonatic As A Beanbag Chair
Jeff Becomes a Battery Farmer
Jeff Jumps Into A Boiling Stewpot
Jeff's Teeth Rot
Jeff Rides The Douche Canoe
Jeff Makes a Snuff Film and Forgets to Turn the Camera On
Jeff Voids His Bladder On Cleric
Jeff Goes Ice Skating
Jeff Plays Ganabare Ginkun with BEN
In Creepypasta News, Jeff the Killer has been forcibly removed from Baskin-Robbins
Jeff Eats Cliches For Breakfast, Blogicles For Dessert
Jeff Eats All The Spinoffs and Gets A Bellyache
Jeff Trolls People on Mario Kart Wii
Jeff Takes 67 Minutes Just to Butter his Toast
Jeff Shoots a BB Gun at Trains
Jeff Pukes Twenty Times Over a Month
Jeff and Herobrine do Taxes with Slendy
Jeff the Killer Drinks Nose Jamba Juice with the Cockagonal Hyena
Jeff Removes His Testes and Throws Them Into Oncoming Traffic as Protest
Jeff Murders Brick And Moves On To Part 7.
Jeff Becomes an Organ Donor
Jeff finds out his true sexuality
JeFf TyPeS lIkE tHiS fOr HaLf An HoUr
Jeff Grows 3 Inches Over the Summer
Jeff Eats his Homework and Claims that Smile Dog did it
Jeff Makes 3 Jeff the Killer Spinoffs Based on the Spinoffs we all Named
Jeff the Killer says THEND Instead of GO TO SLEEP to Spice Up his Life
Jeff Meets Christian Weston Chandler
Jeff Becomes a Burglar After Being Stabbed by Liu's Zombie
Jeff Plays Pet Society for 6 Years
Birdman Kicked Jeff's Ass
Angry Jeffs
Jeff's Hoodie Comes Unraveled
Jeff Follows His (lack of) Nose. Follow your nose! It always knows! The flavor of babies! Wherever they grows!
Jeff Becomes A Level 3 Dark Wizard
Jeff Skeletonizes
Jeff Eat World!
Jeff used LEER! But, it failed!
Jeff Sheds His Winter Coat
Jeff Rides Mothra
Jeff Wears Tassel Pasties On His Nipples And Swings 'Em Around In Slendy's Face
Jeff Thinks He's A Hummingbird
Jeff Self-Detonates
Jeff discovers The Funniest Joke In The World; doesn't get it
and then Jeff popped out of your wife's womb...you go, "OH GOD WHY!!!"
Jane gets eviscerated by a vengeful songbird.
Jeff becomes a Physical Mentalist, somehow.
Jeff Learns to Ride a Bike; ends up Running Over All the Children.
Jeff Learns PK Starstorm.
Jeff Gets Eaten By A Giant Bulborb
Jeff The Tank Engine
Dehydrated Jeff, Just Add Water
Jeff Becomes A Sunflower
... I'm imagining a version of "Married With Children", where Slendy is Al and Jeff is Peggy.
Jeff Makes Love to Fanart of Fur
Jeff Wins A Date With Wolves; Has His Face Turn Pink again From The Slaps.
Jeff finds the fundamental joy of Pokemon
Jeff used SCARY FACE!
It's super effective!
Jeff Eats Jif
Jeff Glows In The Dark
Jeff Wipes The Grin Off His Face
Jeff Pops Out Of The Skeleton
Jeff Pops Out Of Slenderman
Jeff Pops Out Of Bricks' Bellybutton
Jeff Pops Out Of The Ground
Jeff Pops Out Of A Pie
Jeff Pops Out Of YOU
Jeff's Ears Become Clitorises.
Jeff Becomes Physically Attracted To Sheep
Jeff is Neither Late, Nor is He Early.
Jeff Slaughters All His Fangirls, One By One.
Jeff Uses Odor-Eaters
Jeff Finally Rids The Earth Of Justin Beiber
Jeff's New Tongue Peircing
Jeff Adopts a Cat Named Mr. Fluffykins, and Then the Cat Eats Itself. (SPOILER: It was actually Smiledog that killed him.)
Jeff Violates The Balloonatic
Jeff Goes To The Center Of The Earth
Jeff Gets Dipped In Molten Lava
Jeff Eats Whale Blubber And Gets Sick
Jeff and the Mundane Happenings
Jeff Gets a Pillow Surgically Attached To His Arm.
Jeff Needs Victims Badly!
Jeff Teleports Into A Rock
Jeff Writes A Poorly-Made Creepypasta; Demands Asspats For It
Jeff's Red Tent Party
Jeff Stars in an Amateur Production of The Rocky Horror Show.
Jeff Sucks Serious Balls
Jeff and the Broken Glass Sweater (the BGB made it himself)
Jeff Thumb Wrestles His Plumber (Spoilers: His plumber is Jesus)
Jeff Wears A Cone Bra
Jeff Wears A Top Hat And Monocle
Jef Pops His Monocle
Jeff Goes Too Far In His Bleaching Endeavors And Bleaches His Anus, Too
Jeff's Dick Is White, Too
Jeff Loses All Of His Pigmentation
Jeff Plays Hot Potato With A Lit Bomb
Jeff The Donut
Jeff Becomes Super Manly
Jeff Grows An Extra Set Of Nipples
Jeff's Knife Breaks (OH NOES!!!)
Jeff Gets Beaten by Glass Joe
Jeff Buy's Risky's Revenge and Tells Everyone to Buy It
Jeff the Killer can't Figure Out What to Give Slendy for his Birthday
Jeff Catches a Stomach Virus, Plays Borderlands all Day
Jeff Accidentally His Whole Knife
Jeff Drinks Seawater
Jeff Gets Hit In The Head With A Basketball
Jeff Was Phone
Jeff Finds Waldo/Wally
Jeff Gets SPACE MADNESS
Jeff Becomes A Sword-Swallower
Jeff Plays Scott Pilgrim: the Game Just to Hear the Music
The Balloonicorn Appears in Jeff's Dreams
Jeff Starts to Have Nightmares
Jeff Consults his Psychiatrist About his Nightmares in his Bloodiest Hoodie
Jeff vs. a Psychiatrist
Jeff Washes His Hoodie At The Laundromat
Jeff Gets A Moustache
Jeff Gets Amnesia
Jeff will PUMP *clap* YOU UP!
Jeff Cops A Feel
Jeff Eats Corn On The Cob
Jeff learns The Terrible Secret Of Space
Jeff's Magic Sparkling Rainbow Dildo
Jeff The Killer in: Kimchee Mania
Jeff Gets Bronchitis
Jeff Ain't Got Time For Dat
Jeff Thinks Nobody Got Time For Dat
Jeff Transforms Into A Saguaro Cactus
Jeff gets locked in a safe
Jeff Breastfeeds a Wounded Sparrow (SPOILER: He's fattening it up for slaughter.)
Jeff Masters Chopsticks
Jeff vs. the Wave O' Babies
Jeff Bites His Tongue
Jeff Sticks To The Roof Of Your Mouth
Jeff Gets His Butt Cut Off And Mounted Over Zalgo's Fireplace
Jeff Rides A Chocobo
Jeff Gets Dizzy
Jeff Knows All Toasters Toast Toast
Jeff Sits Around And Chews The Fat
Do Not Trust The Slenderman, The Humans Must Be Stabbed
Do Not Trust The Jeff, He Is Malfunctioning
Jeff's Nostril Lasers
Jeff's Sudden Baldness
Jeff's Giant Tanuki Balls
Jeff Is Told To Read The Wiki Rules And Loses His Shit Even More
Jeff Gets Broken Glass In His Ass (guess who's responsble?)
Jeff Loses Control Of His Man Bits
Jeff VS cyber bullying
Jeff is Well Hung...from a tree
Jeff Uses a Shakeweight
Jeff Gets a Lyra Plushy.
Jeff Uses The Ab-Abber 2000
Jeff Gets Physically Ill From All Of These Suggestions
Jeff goes on a bad trip from smoking too much weed and starts to believe he is just a brain in space.
THEND
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