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The sixth part of the "Jeff Spinoffs" saga. [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part one.]] [[More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part two.]] [[Yet More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part three.]] [[Even More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part four.]] [[Oh No! More Jeff Spinoffs|Part Five.]]
The sixth part of the "Jeff Spinoffs" saga. [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part one.]] [[More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part two.]] [[Yet More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part three.]] [[Even More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part four.]] [[Oh No! More Jeff Spinoffs|Part Five.]] [[The Jeff Spinoffs Holiday Special|Part seven.]]
 
As before, here are the rules: No Jane stuff. No Jeff vs./meets (trollpasta character here). No "gay" jokes. No all-caps entries. Nothing that's been used in previous installments. Keep gross-out jokes to a minimum. And above all, make them '''''funny!'''''
 
 
==The List!==
Jeff Goes Vegan
 
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Jeff Takes An Arrow To The Freakin' Head
 
Jeff Listens To A Conch Shell (it says "KILL EVERYONE")[[File:Polished-conch.jpg|thumb|"Also, take a freakin' bath."]]
 
Jeff Gets Boiled In Oil And Served With A Side Of Coleslaw
 
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AxCrazy Jeff] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife Discovers] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePage TV Tropes]
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Jeff Gets Asthma
 
Jeff Goes Back In Time And Kills His Past Self; erases himself from existence AGAIN
 
Jeff Craps In A Bucket
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Jeff Waxes On; Waxes Off
 
Jeff Decides To Play Deadpool In A Game Of Checkers ('''PEOPLE CHECKERS.''')[[File:JeffK9.jpg|thumb|He will KILL US ALL.]]
 
Jeff Inhales. Jeff Exhales. Jeff Inhales. Jeff Exhales.
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Jeff Wears A Flea Collar
 
Jeff Swallows An Armed Hand Grenade[[File:Fractal_Geometry_Broccoli.jpg|thumb|Ooooh. Aaaaah.]]
 
Jeff Juggles Nuclear Warheads
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Jeff Goes Into A Trance After Looking At Too Many Fractals
 
Jeff goesGoes onOn aA dateDate
 
Jeff playsPlays theThe chokingChoking gameGame
 
Jeff Divides By Zero
 
[[Category:Jeffery]]
[[Category:Jeff vs. X]]The Thought Police
 
[[Category:Chat Pastas]]
Jeff Is Taken To Room 101
 
Jeff Is Eaten By A Sperm Whale
 
Jeff Abuses The Copy-&-Paste Function
 
Jeff Abuses The Copy-&-Paste Function
 
Jeff Is Banned For Spamming This Page
 
Jeff Writes A Fan Fic
 
Jeff the Schizophrenic "Go to sleep, George. You too, Fred."
 
Rellik Eht Ffej
 
Jeff Takes Up Bodybuilding
 
Jeff The Alzheimer's Patient. "Hi James. Hi James. Hi James. Hi Charles. Hi James."
 
Jeff Becomes A Clown And Squirts Seltzer Down Slendy's Pants
 
Jeff the Midget "Go to... Get me that step ladder. I can't reach."
 
Jeff The Sperm Cell
 
Jeff's Dick Falls Off
 
Jeff Wins A Hotdog-Eating Contest
 
Jeff Gets The Midas Touch
 
Jeff The Burrito
 
A Wizard Has Turned Jeff Into A Whale. Is this awesome y/n
 
Jeff Becomes A Brony
 
Jeff Vs. Tuxedo Mask
 
Jeff Mysteriously Smells Like Garlic
 
Jeff and Liu Destroy The Moon
 
Jeff Plays Ghosts N' Goblins And Rage Quits
 
Jeff Dies; DEN COMES BACK OMFG
 
Jeff the Yoda Impersonator "Sleep, you shall go to?"
 
Jeff Steps On [http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Koggeh/Fangirl_Resistant_PastaMonsters The Broken Glass Beast]
 
The Broken Glass Beast Laughs At Jeff's Misfortune
 
Jeff Laughs at the Broken Glass Beast While Melting It With Fucking Awesome Laser Eyes
 
Jeff Teams Up With Johnson To Destroy Majin Buu
 
Jeff Plays Operation
 
Jeff Pilots The Death Star
 
Jeff Makes Lotsa Spaghetti
 
Jeff Does A Tex Avery-Style Wild Take
 
Jeff vs. Predator
 
Jeff Takes An Antacid Tablet
 
Jeff Turns The Easter Bunny Into Rabbit Stew
 
Jeff Goes to Burger King and eats 50 Whoppers and pees on the cashier
 
Jeff pops out of Slendy's birthday cake
 
Jeff Meditates Under A Waterfall
 
Jeff Uses A Condom?!
 
There Is No Jeff, Only Zuul
 
Jeff's Sudden Sexyness (What have you done to Walui...I mean, Jeff?!)
 
Jeff the Killer Shoots Himself in the Foot (SPOILER ALERT his Health Insurance doesn't cover self-inflicted injury)
 
Jeff the Killer Steals $40 worth of Fruit
 
Jeff the Killer Meets the Demoman and Subsequently Almost Gets Blown Up
 
Jeff Gets Turned Into Balloons By The Balloonatic
 
Jeff the Killer Goes to Tokyo to Buy Bananas
 
Jeff Unlocks the Rainbow Cap
 
Jeff Pelvic Thrusts
 
Jeff Finds Jesus; Doesn't Change A Bit. Only instead of saying "GO TO SLEEP" and stabbing you to death, he says "JESUS LOVES YOU" and stabs you to death.
 
Jeff Becomes An Elvis Impersonator
 
Jeff the Killer Attempts to use the Flying Guillotine to Melee Kill Someone (SPOILER ALERT he somehow pulls it off)
 
Jeff Dies Of Embarassment
 
Jeff Drinks too Much and Wakes Up Without a Heart (SPOILER ALERT he was a robot ALL ALONG)
 
Jeff the Killer Drinks 5 Gallons of Snapple Before Putting his Cat Down (SPOILER ALERT he kills the vet)
 
Jeff the Killer vs. Scott Pilgrim in Castle Crashers
 
Jeff, BEN, and Merasmus Wait for their Lunch for 40 Minutes and then Leave the Restaurant
 
Jeff Is Turning Japanese, He Really Thinks So
 
Jeff Administers The Heimlich Manuver
 
Jeff Hogs The Blankets
 
Jeff Becomes A Lifeguard
 
Jeff's Body Is Ready
 
Jeff Rolls A 1
 
Jeff Whines About His Pasta Being Marked For Review And Won't Stop Harassing The Admins Until The Category Is Removed
 
Jeff Plays Whack-A-B.O.B.
 
Jeff Turns Into A Walking Anus
 
Jeff Eats 1000 Babies
 
Jeff Rolls Down The Hill
 
Jeff Came Here To Fuck Bitches
 
Jeff Eats [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/gee-bill-how-come-your-mom%EF%BB%BF-lets-you-eat-two-wieners TWO Weiners]
 
Jeff Listens To Slayer
 
Jeff Breaks Out In A Rash
 
Jeff Craves Pickles And Ice Cream
 
Jeff Double Dates With Voldemort
 
Jeff Absorbs Justin Beiber And Becomes A Creature Of Unimaginable Destruction
 
Jeff the Killer vs. His Angry Mother in Law Who He Hasn't Called in Six Months.
 
Frank Miller's Jeff The Killer
 
Jeff The Killer vs. Batman
 
Jeff Sprouts Wings And Flies Away "I'm sad that I'm flying."
 
Jeff Eats Paste "that's why he's so pale." -MooseJuice
 
In Soviet Russia, Sleep Goes To You
 
Jeff Becomes An Old-Timey Cartoon
 
Jeff Rustles His Jimmies
 
Jeff's Head Pops Off
 
Jeff Sings "Happy Happy Joy Joy" with BEN
 
Jeff Is Drawn By Rob Liefeld (and so now we come full circle.)
 
Jeff Sues His Doctor For Receiving a Sex Change Instead of Getting His Appendix Removed.
 
Jeff Can't Explain Why He Finds Gum in His Hair
 
Jeff Steps On The Broken Glass Beast Again, With Cleats This Time
 
Jeff Becomes a Contestant on WHO FARTED?
 
Jeff Slaughters his Teacher Using Tapeworms (SPOILER ALERT it takes a long time)
 
Jeff the Killer Endorses the Gameboy Camera in 2010
 
Jeff Somehow Manages to Turn a Circle Inside-Out
 
Jeff the Killer Plays Scary Maze and Doesn't Fall for it
 
Jeff Comes Under Attack From The Army Of Vomiting Mice
 
Jeff tries to Hug Bushcraft Medic, gets Assaulted by A Tumbleweed
 
Jeff Murders Everyone Who Posts That Stupid Screamer Of Him In Chat
 
Slenderman Kicks Jeff In The Dick
 
Jeff Enouncters A Shiny Version Of Himself
 
Jeff Becomes A Happy Happyist
 
Jeff Still Thinks "The Game" Is a Good Meme.
 
Jeff Stares At The Sun And Goes Blind
 
Jeff Uses The Balloonatic As A Beanbag Chair
 
Jeff Becomes a Battery Farmer
 
Jeff Jumps Into A Boiling Stewpot
 
Jeff's Teeth Rot
 
Jeff Rides The Douche Canoe
 
Jeff Makes a Snuff Film and Forgets to Turn the Camera On
 
Jeff Voids His Bladder On Cleric
 
Jeff Goes Ice Skating
 
Jeff Plays [http://randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com/gw/gginkun/ Ganabare Ginkun] with BEN
 
In Creepypasta News, Jeff the Killer has been forcibly removed from Baskin-Robbins
 
Jeff Eats Cliches For Breakfast, Blogicles For Dessert
 
Jeff Eats All The Spinoffs and Gets A Bellyache
 
Jeff Trolls People on Mario Kart Wii
 
Jeff Takes 67 Minutes Just to Butter his Toast
 
Jeff Shoots a BB Gun at Trains
 
Jeff Pukes Twenty Times Over a Month
 
Jeff and Herobrine do Taxes with Slendy
 
Jeff the Killer Drinks Nose Jamba Juice with [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Cockagonal_Hyena the Cockagonal Hyena]
 
Jeff Removes His Testes and Throws Them Into Oncoming Traffic as Protest
 
Jeff Murders Brick And Moves On To [[The Jeff Spinoffs Holiday Special|Part 7.]]
 
Jeff Becomes an Organ Donor
 
Jeff finds out his true sexuality
 
JeFf TyPeS lIkE tHiS fOr HaLf An HoUr
 
Jeff Grows 3 Inches Over the Summer
 
Jeff Eats his Homework and Claims that Smile Dog did it
 
Jeff Makes 3 Jeff the Killer Spinoffs Based on the Spinoffs we all Named
 
Jeff the Killer says THEND Instead of GO TO SLEEP to Spice Up his Life
 
Jeff Meets [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler Christian Weston Chandler]
 
Jeff Becomes a Burglar After Being Stabbed by Liu's Zombie
 
Jeff Plays Pet Society for 6 Years
 
Birdman Kicked Jeff's Ass
 
Angry Jeffs
 
Jeff's Hoodie Comes Unraveled
 
Jeff Follows His (lack of) Nose. Follow your nose! It always knows! The flavor of babies! Wherever they grows!
 
Jeff Becomes A Level 3 Dark Wizard
 
Jeff Skeletonizes
 
Jeff Eat World!
 
Jeff used LEER! But, it failed!
 
Jeff Sheds His Winter Coat
 
Jeff Rides Mothra
 
Jeff Wears Tassel Pasties On His Nipples And Swings 'Em Around In Slendy's Face
 
Jeff Thinks He's A Hummingbird
 
Jeff Self-Detonates
 
Jeff discovers [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhmnOpoGAPw The Funniest Joke In The World]; doesn't get it
 
and then Jeff popped out of your wife's womb...you go, "OH GOD WHY!!!"
 
Jane gets eviscerated by a vengeful songbird.
 
Jeff becomes a Physical Mentalist, somehow.
 
Jeff Learns to Ride a Bike; ends up Running Over All the Children.
 
Jeff Learns PK Starstorm.
 
Jeff Gets Eaten By A Giant Bulborb
 
Jeff The Tank Engine
 
Dehydrated Jeff, Just Add Water
 
Jeff Becomes A Sunflower
 
... I'm imagining a version of "Married With Children", where Slendy is Al and Jeff is Peggy.
 
Jeff Makes Love to Fanart of Fur
 
Jeff Wins A Date With Wolves; Has His Face Turn Pink again From The Slaps.
 
Jeff finds the fundamental joy of Pokemon
 
Jeff used SCARY FACE!
 
It's super effective!
 
Jeff Eats Jif
 
Jeff Glows In The Dark
 
Jeff Wipes The Grin Off His Face
 
Jeff Pops Out Of The Skeleton
 
Jeff Pops Out Of Slenderman
 
Jeff Pops Out Of Bricks' Bellybutton
 
Jeff Pops Out Of The Ground
 
Jeff Pops Out Of A Pie
 
Jeff Pops Out Of YOU
 
Jeff's Ears Become Clitorises.
 
Jeff Becomes Physically Attracted To Sheep
 
Jeff is Neither Late, Nor is He Early.
 
Jeff Slaughters All His Fangirls, One By One.
 
Jeff Uses Odor-Eaters
 
Jeff Finally Rids The Earth Of Justin Beiber
 
Jeff's New Tongue Peircing
 
Jeff Adopts a Cat Named Mr. Fluffykins, and Then the Cat Eats Itself. (SPOILER: It was actually Smiledog that killed him.)
 
Jeff Violates The Balloonatic
 
Jeff Goes To The Center Of The Earth
 
Jeff Gets Dipped In Molten Lava
 
Jeff Eats Whale Blubber And Gets Sick
 
Jeff and the Mundane Happenings
 
Jeff Gets a Pillow Surgically Attached To His Arm.
 
Jeff Needs Victims Badly!
 
Jeff Teleports Into A Rock
 
Jeff Writes A Poorly-Made Creepypasta; Demands Asspats For It
 
Jeff's Red Tent Party
 
Jeff Stars in an Amateur Production of The Rocky Horror Show.
 
Jeff Sucks Serious Balls
 
Jeff and the Broken Glass Sweater (the BGB made it himself)
 
Jeff Thumb Wrestles His Plumber (Spoilers: His plumber is Jesus)
 
Jeff Wears A Cone Bra
 
Jeff Wears A Top Hat And Monocle
 
Jef Pops His Monocle
 
Jeff Goes Too Far In His Bleaching Endeavors And Bleaches His Anus, Too
 
Jeff's Dick Is White, Too
 
Jeff Loses All Of His Pigmentation
 
Jeff Plays Hot Potato With A Lit Bomb
 
Jeff The Donut
 
Jeff Becomes Super Manly
 
Jeff Grows An Extra Set Of Nipples
 
Jeff's Knife Breaks (OH NOES!!!)
 
Jeff Gets Beaten by Glass Joe
 
Jeff Buy's Risky's Revenge and Tells Everyone to Buy It
 
Jeff the Killer can't Figure Out What to Give Slendy for his Birthday
 
Jeff Catches a Stomach Virus, Plays Borderlands all Day
 
Jeff Accidentally His Whole Knife
 
Jeff Drinks Seawater
 
Jeff Gets Hit In The Head With A Basketball
 
Jeff Was Phone
 
Jeff Finds Waldo/Wally
 
Jeff Gets SPACE MADNESS
 
Jeff Becomes A Sword-Swallower
 
Jeff Plays Scott Pilgrim: the Game Just to Hear the Music
 
The Balloonicorn Appears in Jeff's Dreams
 
Jeff Starts to Have Nightmares
 
Jeff Consults his Psychiatrist About his Nightmares in his Bloodiest Hoodie
 
Jeff vs. a Psychiatrist
 
Jeff Washes His Hoodie At The Laundromat
 
Jeff Gets A Moustache
 
Jeff Gets Amnesia
 
Jeff will PUMP *clap* YOU UP!
 
Jeff Cops A Feel
 
Jeff Eats Corn On The Cob
 
Jeff learns [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_t2HDFM4nQ The Terrible Secret Of Space]
 
Jeff's Magic Sparkling Rainbow Dildo
 
Jeff The Killer in: Kimchee Mania
 
Jeff Gets Bronchitis
 
Jeff Ain't Got Time For Dat
 
Jeff Thinks Nobody Got Time For Dat
 
Jeff Transforms Into A Saguaro Cactus
 
Jeff gets locked in a safe
 
Jeff Breastfeeds a Wounded Sparrow (SPOILER: He's fattening it up for slaughter.)
 
Jeff Masters Chopsticks
 
Jeff vs. the Wave O' Babies
 
Jeff Bites His Tongue
 
Jeff Sticks To The Roof Of Your Mouth
 
Jeff Gets His Butt Cut Off And Mounted Over Zalgo's Fireplace
 
Jeff Rides A Chocobo
 
Jeff Gets Dizzy
 
Jeff Knows All Toasters Toast Toast
 
Jeff Sits Around And Chews The Fat
 
Do Not Trust The Slenderman, The Humans Must Be Stabbed
 
Do Not Trust The Jeff, He Is Malfunctioning
 
Jeff's Nostril Lasers
 
Jeff's Sudden Baldness
 
Jeff's Giant Tanuki Balls
 
Jeff Is Told To Read The Wiki Rules And Loses His Shit Even More
 
Jeff Gets Broken Glass In His Ass (guess who's responsble?)
 
Jeff Loses Control Of His Man Bits
 
Jeff VS cyber bullying
 
Jeff is Well Hung...from a tree
 
Jeff Uses a Shakeweight
 
Jeff Gets a Lyra Plushy.
 
Jeff Uses The Ab-Abber 2000
 
Jeff Gets Physically Ill From All Of These Suggestions
 
Jeff goes on a bad trip from smoking too much weed and starts to believe he is just a brain in space.
 
THEND
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