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This is from the list of Jeff sequels that will never happen by Furbearingbrick. He was wrong.
{{AN|This is from the list of Jeff sequels that will never happen by Furbearingbrick. They were wrong.}}

BEGINING TU LUK ALOT LIEK CRISMAS
BEGINING TU LUK ALOT LIEK CRISMAS

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Everywhere you go
Everywhere you go

Take a look at the sixty six and six, it's glistening once again
Take a look at the sixty six and six, it's glistening once again

With bleeding eyes and silver lanes that glow
With bleeding eyes and silver lanes that glow

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

possessed Toys in every store
possessed Toys in every store

But the prettiest sight to see is the serial killer that will be
But the prettiest sight to see is the serial killer that will be

On your own front door
On your own front door

A copy of sonic.EXE and a box cutter that cuts
A copy of sonic.EXE and a box cutter that cuts

Is the wish of Tom and Jeff
Is the wish of Tom and Jeff

An Iphone 15 and a poisoner's kit is
An Iphone 15 and a poisoner's kit is
⚫
Is the hope of Jane and Kandy Kane

⚫
Is the hope of Jane and Kandy

And Phone and Evil Patrixx can hardly wait for school to start again
And Phone and Evil Patrixx can hardly wait for school to start again

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Everywhere you go
Everywhere you go

There's a tree in green screens Hotel, one in taco park as well
There's a tree in oak Hotel, one in taco park as well

It's the sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow
It's the sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Soon the bells will start
Soon the bells will start

And the thing that'll make 'em ring is the trollpasta that you write
And the thing that'll make 'em ring is the trollpasta that you write

from within your heart
from within your heart

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Haunted games in every garage sale
Haunted games in every garage sale

But the prettiest sight to see is the serial killer that will be
But the prettiest sight to see is the serial killer that will be

On your own front door
On your own front door

Sure, it's Christmas once more
Sure, it's Christmas once more




Jeff the killer roasting on an open fire, tails doll nipping at your nose.
Jeff the killer roasting on an open fire, tails doll nipping at your nose.

Jeff The Killer roasting on an open fire
Jeff The Killer roasting on an open fire

Tails Doll nipping at your nose
Tails Doll nipping at your nose

Yuletide carols being sung by the choir
Yuletide carols being sung by the choir

And folks watching lost episodes
And folks watching lost episodes

Everybody knows a smiledog and some mistletoe
Everybody knows a smiledog and some mistletoe

Help to make the season bright
Help to make the season bright

Tiny little tots with their eyes all hyper-realistic
Tiny little tots with their eyes all hyper-realistic

Will find it hard to sleep tonight
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Santa's on his way
They know that Santa's on his way

He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh

And every mother's child is going to spy
And every mother's child is going to spy

To see if jeff the killer murders them tonight
To see if jeff the killer murders them tonight

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
And so I'm offering this simple phrase

To kids from one to 666
To kids from one to 666

Although it's been said many times, many ways
Although it's been said many times, many ways

Merry Christmas to you
Merry Christmas to you

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
And so I'm offering this simple phrase

To kids from one to 6662,
To kids from one to 666,
⚫
Although it's been said many times, many ways

⚫
Although it's been said many times,

many ways

Merry Christmas to you
Merry Christmas to you

Merry Christmas to you
Merry Christmas to you

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Latest revision as of 19:28, 20 November 2023

Author's note: This is from the list of Jeff sequels that will never happen by Furbearingbrick. They were wrong.


BEGINING TU LUK ALOT LIEK CRISMAS

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Everywhere you go

Take a look at the sixty six and six, it's glistening once again

With bleeding eyes and silver lanes that glow

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

possessed Toys in every store

But the prettiest sight to see is the serial killer that will be

On your own front door

A copy of sonic.EXE and a box cutter that cuts

Is the wish of Tom and Jeff

An Iphone 15 and a poisoner's kit is

Is the hope of Jane and Kandy

And Phone and Evil Patrixx can hardly wait for school to start again

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Everywhere you go

There's a tree in oak Hotel, one in taco park as well

It's the sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Soon the bells will start

And the thing that'll make 'em ring is the trollpasta that you write

from within your heart

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Haunted games in every garage sale

But the prettiest sight to see is the serial killer that will be

On your own front door

Sure, it's Christmas once more


Jeff the killer roasting on an open fire, tails doll nipping at your nose.

Jeff The Killer roasting on an open fire

Tails Doll nipping at your nose

Yuletide carols being sung by the choir

And folks watching lost episodes

Everybody knows a smiledog and some mistletoe

Help to make the season bright

Tiny little tots with their eyes all hyper-realistic

Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Santa's on his way

He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh

And every mother's child is going to spy

To see if jeff the killer murders them tonight

And so I'm offering this simple phrase

To kids from one to 666

Although it's been said many times, many ways

Merry Christmas to you

And so I'm offering this simple phrase

To kids from one to 666,

Although it's been said many times,

many ways

Merry Christmas to you

Merry Christmas to you

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