Jeff The Killer but I wrote it from memory: Difference between revisions
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(Created page with ""Moving sucks" Said Jeff. He didn't like moving because he has no character. "Can it you failure, I need to talk to our new neighbors." Said his mom with no character. His dad is a non-factor. Lpu, his brother, agrees with Jeff, but this doesn't amount to anything "Hey, new kid, give us ya god damn lunch money" said some rather convenient bullies to Lpu. Jeff didn't like this, so he proceeded to beat the everloving shit out of them. Said bullies the promptly lie to scho...") |
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"Moving sucks" Said Jeff. He didn't like moving because he has no character. "Can it you failure, I need to talk to our new neighbors." Said his mom with no character. His dad is a non-factor. Lpu, his brother, agrees with Jeff, but this doesn't amount to anything▼
▲"Moving sucks" Said Jeff. He didn't like moving because he has no character. "Can it you failure, I need to talk to our new neighbors." Said his mom,
"Hey, new kid, give us ya god damn lunch money" said some rather convenient bullies to Lpu. Jeff didn't like this, so he proceeded to beat the everloving shit out of them. Said bullies the promptly lie to school officials, and they believe the kids who have presumably been robbing people at knifepoint (oh yeah I forgot they had knives) for some time, and Lpu takes the fall for Jeff and gets arrested.▼
▲"Hey, new kid, give us ya god damn lunch money" said some rather convenient bullies to Lpu. Jeff didn't like this, so he proceeded to beat the everloving shit out of them. Said bullies the promptly lie to school officials, and they believe the kids who have presumably been robbing people at knifepoint (oh yeah I forgot they had knives) for some time, and
For some reason, Jeff's mom thinks it's a good idea to go to some random kid's birthday party, despite her son being in jail. For this occasion, Jeff decides to go out dressed in an alcoholic's hoodie and black jeans. Jeff plays cowboys with said kid, and notes how it's rather childish.
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