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[[File:Ku-xlarge.jpg|thumb|370px|Jeff The Twerker]]
 
A funny Jeff the killer parody
 
==The Story==
 
Jeff was just a normal boydude, he gotdid good gradeswell in schoolcollege, but one day, he smoked way to much cocaine.
 
Jeff was going to schooluniversity one day with his brother Liu, they were just about to get on the busthere when a group of gummy bears came towards Jeff
 
"Gimme your Gummy Bears!!!" Red screamed as he began to pick up Jeff, Jeff had got this tingly feeling he would usually get when he smoked a lot of cocaine, so he began to twist Red Blue and GooGreen's necks off and began feasting.
 
Next Day, Jeff got invited to a Little Boy'sbirthday party, Jeff wondered if there was cocaine there, his mom said HELLZ YEA, so Jeff had began walking to the little boy's house. When he got there, there was a table of cocaine which was gone completely seconds before Jeff had arrived, he then played Cowboys and Penises with kids, when suddenly, the gummy bears had returned with new heads, Jeff got scared and ran upstairs. He was only half way up when he fell down the stairs and landed in yo mamas fat ass. (not to mention there was camel piss in there which bleached Jeff) 
 
Next Day, Jeff got invited to a Little Boy's party, Jeff wondered if there was cocaine there, his mom said HELLZ YEA, so Jeff had began walking to the little boy's house. When he got there, there was a table of cocaine which was gone completely seconds before Jeff had arrived, he then played Cowboys and Penises with kids, when suddenly, the gummy bears had returned with new heads, Jeff got scared and ran upstairs. He was only half way up when he fell down the stairs and landed in yo mamas fat ass. (not to mention there was camel piss in there which bleached Jeff) 
==Hospital==
When Jeff removed his bandages he saw his new beautiful face
 
"I LOOK BEAUTIFUL!!" Jeff Laughed as his mom and dad started laughing too, even though they were socially awkward about Jeff.
 
 
 
When Jeff got home he went straight to the bathroom with a knife, when his mom walked in he looked at her
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THE END!
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