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Line 1: ~~[[File:Detroit-fight-shows-why-public-pensions-are-bound-for-problems.jpg\|thumb\|302px]]~~On a cold winter night Jeff visits the city of Detroit to find some new victims so he can feed his twisted murderous cravings. He enters Detroit and wonders where he could start. "Wow this place seriously a total dump. It's hard to believe this used to be a very rich city.",said Jeff commenting on the situation of the city. Line 17: Jeff pulled out his knife and began to charge at the man but before Jeff could stab him the man took action. "Aw hell naw ~~nigga~~boy you just brought a knife to a gun fight!",said the man talking to Jeff. The man pulled out a 9mm Glock 17 and began to open fire at Jeff. Line 29: Jeff miraculously escapes the gun fight and he ends up hiding in a dark alley. He decided it would be best to find venerable prey by hiding in a dark alley. He waited for about half an hour and sure enough he heard footsteps coming closer.He came out of his hiding spot only to be confronted by eight big muscular men that are members of the Almighty Vice Lord Nation gang. One of the men said to Jeff ,"Hey ~~nigga~~boy who you pointing dat knife at?" "I'm pointing my knife at all of you now if you don't mind why don't you all GO TO SLEEP!" Line 37: "Oh shit." "Man ~~niggah~~hittah you stoopid. You just brought a knife to a gunfight!", said one of the men to Jeff. The leader of the group proposed a deal to Jeff. Line 70: The End. ~~----~~ ~~''Written~~ {{by ~~[[User:CreepJohn~~-user\|CreepJohn~~]]''~~}} [[Category:~~Jeffery~~Trollpasta]] [[Category:Jeff the Killer]] [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] {{Comments}}