Jeff the alcoholic

this page will be for theories about why Jeff the killer is an alcoholic. It will kinda work like Evul Patrixxx waz fone.

The creator's theory

Jeff The Killer is an alcoholic. Here is why.

Jeff is 4 letters

the is 3

4 - 3= 1

alcoholic is 9

1 X 9= 9

if that is is correct, 1 X anything will equal the number timed by.

So 1 X Jeff the killer is an alcoholic = 26

26 is how many letters Jeff the Killer is an alcoholic is made up of.

In conclusion due to all the evidence laid out on the table, I must confirm Jeff the killer is an alcoholic.