Jeff the alcoholic

this page will be for theories about why Jeff the killer is an alcoholic. It will kinda work like Evul Patrixxx waz fone.

The creator's theory

Jeff The Killer is an alcoholic. Here is why.

Jeff is 4 letters

the is 3

4 - 3= 1

alcoholic is 9

1 X 9= 9

if that is is correct, 1 X anything will equal the number timed by.

So 1 X Jeff the killer is an alcoholic = 26

26 is how many letters Jeff the Killer is an alcoholic is made up of.

In conclusion due to all the evidence laid out on the table, I must confirm Jeff the killer is an alcoholic.

Someguy fly guy 9999989's theory

Jeff the killer was covered in bleach AND vodka. If my theory is correct, the vodka must have leaked into Jeff's skin and blood, causing it to become part of him. This means Jeff needs to drink alcohol every now and then to survive. As most people, Jeff got drunk and become addicted, answering to why Jeff the killer is an alcoholic.

Penis eater's thery

I was walking down the 666 highway when I saw Jesus and he was all like "Jeff the Killer is an alcoholic" I was all like OMG and then I barfed and Jeff the Potato was like "POTATO" and then Jeff came in and screamed "BEER!!!!!" And then shot JTP dead and ate my kidney and drank beer as he ran into the sunset.

That proves Jeff the Killer is an alcoholic.