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Line 5: Jeff then thought; "What the fucking hell is going on?!" Before he knew it, he's just answered his own question, as a radioactive, ~~reptillian~~reptilian behemoth showed up, destroying everything in its path. It was the King of the Monsters himself, Godzilla. Jeff, being the murderous psychopath that he is, ran towards the monster, knife in hand, yelling "GO TO SLEEP" as he started stabbing the monster's massive foot. Little ~~does~~did he know, however, that the stabbing ~~has~~had absolutely no effect on Godzilla whatsoever. Not even a sting, or a single sensation of poking for that matter. All the radioactive beast did was to continue walking, stepping on Jeff ~~the Killer~~ in the process. Just like that, the psychopathic murderer was no more, reduced into nothing more than a flattened ~~mass~~mess of flesh and bone, squashed like a bug, by the King of the Monsters himself. But of course, Jeff should've known. ~~But of course, Jeff should've known, that~~That no man, sane or insane, could ever defeat Godzilla with a fucking kitchen knife.▼ {{by-user\|Specter5~~\|user=yes~~}}<br>▼ ▲But of course, Jeff should've known, that no man, sane or insane, could defeat Godzilla with a fucking kitchen knife. ''Inspired by [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen]].''<br>▼ '''''Author's Note:''' I'm sorry, but it just had to be done.''▼ This was the end of Jeff the Killer.▼ [[Category:~~Jeffery~~Trollpasta]]▼ ▲~~This was the end of~~ [[Category:Jeff the Killer.]] ~~<gallery>~~ ~~Godzilla Trailer 6.png\|The monster that finally killed Jeff the Killer.~~ ~~</gallery>~~ ▲{{by\|Specter5\|user=yes}} ▲''Inspired by [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen]].'' ▲''Author's Note: I'm sorry, but it just had to be done.'' ▲[[Category:Jeffery]] [[Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.]] [[Category:BATTELS]] [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] [[Category:Well, that was pointless.]] {{Comments}} [[Category:Shortpasta]]