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Jeff then thought; "What the fucking hell is going on?!"
Before he knew it, he's just answered his own question, as a radioactive,
Jeff, being the murderous psychopath that he is, ran towards the monster, knife in hand, yelling "GO TO SLEEP" as he started stabbing the monster's massive foot.
Little
Just like that, the psychopathic murderer was no more, reduced into nothing more than a flattened mass of flesh and bone, squashed like a bug, by the King of the Monsters himself.▼
▲Just like that, the psychopathic murderer was no more, reduced into nothing more than a flattened
But of course, Jeff should've known.
That no man, sane or insane, could ever defeat Godzilla with a fucking kitchen knife.
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''Inspired by [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen]].''▼
''Author's Note: I'm sorry, but it just had to be done.''▼
▲''Inspired by [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen]].''<br>
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▲'''''Author's Note:''' I'm sorry, but it just had to be done.''
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