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Line 1: One day, Jeff the Killer was on another one of his killing sprees, when suddenly, it was interrupted. Just as he was about to murder someone, people started panicking, ignoring him as they evacuate their ~~houses~~homes. Jeff then thought:; "What the fucking hell is going on?!" Before he knew it, he's just answered his own question, as a radioactive, ~~reptillian~~reptilian behemoth showed up, ~~with~~destroying ~~absolutely~~everything noin ~~mercy~~its ~~whatsoever~~path. It was the King of the Monsters himself., Godzilla. Jeff, being the murderous psychopath that he is, ran towards the monster, knife in hand, ~~and~~yelling "GO TO SLEEP" as he started stabbing ~~its~~the monster's massive foot. ~~....~~Little did he know, however, that the stabbing had absolutely no effect on Godzilla whatsoever,. ~~and~~Not ~~only~~even ~~resulted~~a insting, ~~his~~or ~~knife~~a ~~breaking~~single ~~apart.~~sensation ~~Godzilla~~of ~~then~~poking ~~looked~~for ~~down,~~that ~~then stepped on him~~matter. ~~Before anyone knew, Jeff~~All the ~~Killer~~radioactive ~~became~~beast ~~nothing~~did ~~more~~was ~~than~~to acontinue ~~flattened~~walking, ~~pile~~stepping ofon ~~flesh~~Jeff ~~and bone, burning from~~in the ~~behemoth's radiation~~process. Just like that, the psychopathic murderer was no more, reduced into nothing more than a flattened mess of flesh and bone, squashed like a bug, by the King of the Monsters himself. But of course, Jeff should've known. ~~Of course, Jeff should've known, that~~That no man, sane or insane, could ever defeat ~~the king of the monsters~~Godzilla with a fucking kitchen knife. {{by-user\|Specter5}}<br> ~~=====Created by Specter5.~~ ''Inspired by [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen]].~~=====~~''<br>▼ ~~=====~~'''''Author's Note:''' I'm sorry, but it just had to be done.~~=====~~''▼ ~~<gallery>~~ [[Category:~~Jeffery~~Trollpasta]]▼ ~~Godzilla Trailer 6.png\|The monster that finally killed Jeff the Killer.~~ [[Category:Jeff the Killer]] ~~</gallery>~~ ▲=====Created by Specter5. Inspired by [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen]].===== ▲=====Author's Note: I'm sorry, but it just had to be done.===== ▲[[Category:Jeffery]] [[Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.]] [[Category:BATTELS]] [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] [[Category:Well, that was pointless.]] {{Comments}} [[Category:Shortpasta]]