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Jeff, being the murderous psychopath that he is, ran towards the monster, knife in hand, yelling "GO TO SLEEP" as he started stabbing the monster's massive foot.
 
Little did he know, however, that the stabbing hashad absolutely no effect on Godzilla whatsoever. Not even a sting, or a single sensation of poking for that matter. All the radioactive beast did was to continue walking, stepping on Jeff the Killer in the process.
 
Just like that, the psychopathic murderer was no more, reduced into nothing more than a flattened mass of flesh and bone, squashed like a bug, by the King of the Monsters himself.
 
 
Just like that, the psychopathic murderer was no more, reduced into nothing more than a flattened massmess of flesh and bone, squashed like a bug, by the King of the Monsters himself.
 
But of course, Jeff should've known.
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That no man, sane or insane, could ever defeat Godzilla with a fucking kitchen knife.
 
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''Inspired by [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen]].''<br>
Godzilla Trailer 6.png|The monster that finally killed Jeff the Killer.
'''''Author's Note:''' I'm sorry, but it just had to be done.''
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''Inspired by [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen]].''
 
''Author's Note: I'm sorry, but it just had to be done.''
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