Jeffery, the killer icecream sunday: Difference between revisions

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i went to therapy and almost got over my tramau.
 
then he showed up.
 
It started with me noticing a sunday just around the house. I thought nothing of it, till the sunday started getting weapons. Then the sunday spoke and said "IM JEFFERY THE SUNDAY AND IMAA FUCKING KILL YOU". I ran outside and screamed 'HELP AN ICECREAMS GONNA KILL ME" "essey, shut the fuck up, and stop taking acid galleta tonta" said my neighbor, Phillipe, as he was going to work for some rich asshole. Then Jeffrey came out with a minigun and sprayed around the whole street. I didn't get hit, by some miricale, so I ran to the police.
galleta tonta" said my neighbor, Phillipe, as he was going to work for some rich asshole. Then Jeffrey came out with a minigun and sprayed around the whole street. I didn't get hit, by some miricale, so I ran to the police.
 
"Help, Im being chased by the ghost of a fowle mouthed iccream cashier". "IDC fuck off" said the cop. just then, icream man came in and pulled an revolver on him and shoot the police officer and then said "BRAIN FREEZE BITCH" like a rip off freddy kruger.
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Im wrighting this 28 years later because I got high and wanted to make some story up. would make a good b movie slasher though.
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