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"Well I got nothing better to do today" sighed Jeremy. Famous last words. Jeremy would soon travel down a path that none had
Drugs.
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"Talk about eye candy" Johnson joked. Samson ate his way into the candy man's body, humming the Super Mario theme, then fell asleep for a thousand hours, dreaming of moon camp.
Peter woke up in a bathtub full of water, his first thought being:
"How did I get here? More importantly, how am I breathing?" He climbed out, and saw Smokey the Bear doing the fishstick on the ceiling.
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So they played Jumanji, and Santa never took drugs again.
"Don't do drugs, kids" said a yellow horse with a awesome, deep voice.
Listen to the magic horse kids.
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