Jesse Pinkman.exe: Difference between revisions

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I was an intern at AMC Studios for over a year in 2069 for my degree in pornography. It wasn't paid of course, most porn internships aren't, but it did have some perks beyond education. To adults my dick might not seem like a big one, but most women at the time would wet themselves over it.

"Skyler, I'm gonna cook you up a new baby real quick, Skyler." Exclaims Walter White.

 

 

Walter Jr. scuttles into frame, "Can you two stop fucking and make me some damn breakfast?"

"Agh what the fuck Mr. White?! Aim better you old bitch!"

 

 

While playing, a few frames repeat themselves, but the sound doesn't (at this point sound is synced up with animation, so, yes, that's not common) but when he stops playing, the sound finishes as if the skip never happened. There is slight moaning in the crowd before they begin to masturbate on him. Not normal cartoon meat beating that is common in the show, but you could very clearly hear raw hornyness in it. Jesse's in full frame and looks visibly afraid of how tiny all the Re6 enthusiasts' penises are. The shot goes to the crowd, with Walter in center frame, and he too is beating his 50 years old wrinkly meat, very much like him.

The screen then Twitch.tv'es a bit, as if it does the twist on itself, for a split second then back to normal. The moan-through-the-trees sound gets slowly louder and more severe, as if a hardcore snuff porno is brewing somewhere. The EErie part is this sound, and Jesse's sobbing, sounded real, as if the sound wasn't coming from the speakers but as if the speakers were holes (0.0) the sound was coming through from the other side. As good as sound as the studio likes to have, they don't purchase the equipment to be that good to produce sound of that quality. Even though we're fucking AMC we have absolutely dogshit equipment somehow. 'Aftermath' by Kevin Macleod starts playing. Ok this was NOT normal porn for normal people.

 

 

The lead animation editor paused and rewound frame by frame. What we saw was quite disturbing. It was a still photo of KERLUNKUS "Creator of Haunted Gaming: Revisited".

 

The screen flipped back to Jesse, still sobbing, louder than before, and half body in frame.

 

"Yo. Mr. White." Sobbed Jesse Pinkman

The moaning sounded now as if it were that of a Gale Boetticher blowing through the forest; there were even snapping sounds of branches. The Eeeeees, a deep baritone, lasting at longer intervals and coming more frequently. After about 27.986102 seconds, the screen again twisted and showed a single frame photo.

 

 

He was laying on his stomach, his craptop in a pool of hyper realistic blood next to him. Machinima Director, Ethan Zobrear's left eye was too popped out and popped also popped and possibly popped out into popping of popcorn popping cornius popcorn read pop, naked except for the fact that was fully clothed. ZOBREARyt (Ethan Zobrear, Machinima Director)'s graphic cards were piled on top of him above another crude cut along his back. Again the body was on the street and the photographer's shadow was visible, very similar in size and shape to the first.

"Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know you have rights?"

 

 

"Kid what are you calling me for?"

There was a Creepy File Investigation due to the nature of the photos, but nothing came of it. No SOG reuploader seen was identified and no clues were gathered from the data involved nor physical clues in the photos. I never believed in unexplainable phenomena before, but now that I have something happen and can't prove anything about it beyond anecdotal evidence, I think thrice about things.

 

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